Kingdom in the Sky Characters (Jet)

King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before Du do this, Du should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Du should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are Du still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...

(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and Du can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do Mehr of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........

Nate: (Drives car down straße in city)
Emma: So, do Du know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Du know, with Essen and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Du choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the haube of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down straße with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Du like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, oder chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Motorräder on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Weiter to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Japan makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. Du play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as Du look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if Du look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a Manga with a Titel so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if Du don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, hündin
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Du stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Artikel of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Du play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Du have a choice to be good oder evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Artikel contains spoilers)

Boss: wespe Queen
The wespe Queen is the...

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: Du know, Du shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did Du hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase Du forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a baum stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. Du look very adorable. I gotta take Du to meet some friends....

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that Du just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, oder downright awesome, Du just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My oben, nach oben 10 Anime Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean Von this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality Von making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get Du a new weapon, levels Du up, oder gives Du money. However, there are THOSE survivors. Du know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy started the story Von narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms straße (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

Now, if Du know me, Du know that I watch Abridged series. One of my Favoriten would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made Von TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who oder what the characters and setting is, but Du don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

Du know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only Cartoons on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one Zeigen that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this Zeigen started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of Fernsehen limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only Zeigen saved Von Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

Now, people have been talking about the Creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if Du play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell Du all that this story sucks. Or, Mehr importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack sagte it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Du Du overrated prick. Du suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...