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What's Your Take - Artikel 70 - JUST A F**KING JOKE

posted by Windwakerguy430

(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making Du vomit, its making Du fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....

Boss Bits - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. Du get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Ballgame 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, Du have two options. Du can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, oder Du can spend a Tag with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right Du will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful Tag here at the...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, oder not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first Tag working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...

What's Your Take - Artikel 167 - Jasper Park Degrating Season

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, I promised I would read Mehr Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the Weiter one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before Du ask, I can’t tell if they are Wölfe oder anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they Bewegen to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…....

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben 50 Favorit Anime Openings

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Warning: Liste contains Strong violence and Nudity.... But, this is the Anime club, and Anime always has that, so Du guys are okay with that)
You get the picture, lets start.... But, first, rules. Only one Anime from a whole series, including its spin-offs, I do not have to watch the Anime to include the opening, and my opinion on the opening does not reflect my opinion on the Anime itself. I could utterly despise the Anime but like the opening. Okay, then, lets start.

50: OP from Panty and strumpf with Garterbelt
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49: Sora Mimi Cake from Azumanga Daioh
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48: Shooting star, sterne from Onegai Teacher...

If your interested here's my Freddy Krueger one, tell me if Du want the sequel

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored Von a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized handschuh weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told Du if Du keep falling asleep, their gonna kick Du outta here"...

schnell, schnell, swift Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 4)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't Du noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already sagte she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if Du think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll Bewegen on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready,...

My Little Pornstar Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - regenbogen Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Zeigen - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the straße with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten Von parasprites, and now Du want me to buy Du a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are Du in a bad mood? Weihnachten is coming soon....

Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Worst Movie Endings

posted by Windwakerguy430

There are a lot of Filme out there. And a lot of Filme have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from Filme that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my insgesamt thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Most Hated Movie Cliches

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in Filme that just plain piss me off. So, I present to Du all my Liste for the oben, nach oben Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for Mehr than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...

29 Bosses in Dead Rising

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it oder not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, straße Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the Jahr 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed Du to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...

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Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Ten Overrated Anime (AKA, Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, oben, nach oben Ten Overrated Anime of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets Mehr praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most Favorit Anime of all time. I Liebe this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...

Windwakerguy430's oben, nach oben Five Favorit Sidequests in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, if Du know me, Du would know that my Favorit game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my Sekunde Favorit Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. Du kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell Du all the oben, nach oben Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give Du items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 98 - A Haunting Most MariNO

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hey everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb Zitate are "Welcome to Hell World" oder "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...

What's Your Take - Artikel 67 - Feeble 3 (Collab with Button Mash)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...

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What's Your Take - Artikel 51 - WHYire Challenge

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the feuer Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where Du put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope Du don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where Du eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the feuer challenge, where Du set yourself on feuer for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

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What's Your Take - Artikel 43 - GTA 4 VS GTA 5

posted by Windwakerguy430

I'm going to say something that will probably piss Du all off so much that Du may hate me for it, so Du should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate Kommentare already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little Mehr due to its story. It was a little Mehr (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...

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Walking dead sppof.. Chapter 7

posted by Canada24

Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he sagte "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...

CreepySpaghetti: A Parody - Part 2: A God So... Godly?

posted by Windwakerguy430

Du died…. What else do Du want. Du just died… Okay, fine. Du then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, Du came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And Du said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And Du just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. Du got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated Du from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...