Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Du Du overrated prick. Du suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point out he was wearing his trademark hoodie. Why, I don't know. Also, he was wearing the hoodie when he was set on fire, yet his hoodie didn't seem to get effected Von the fire. And that's not all, but he wears that thing all the time. How long can Du wear the same clothing. It must be fucking dirty.
And worse, is that the bullies who caused Jeff's brother to get arrested and set Jeff on feuer and made him insane are never murdered. no, Jeff would rather go and murder his family, even his brother, who fucking helped him when he was getting bullied. My god, and to think I hated characters Like Serena from Rini's Horrible Death, David from the Pokemon Story, oder even fucking regenbogen Dash from Double Rainboom. Jeff is right up there with the fucking worse.
What's wore is that a bunch of girls think that Jeff is attractive. Really, so cutting of your eyelids, slicing a smile on your face, murdering your family, and going around killing people makes Du sexy. Du hear that Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger. There's hope for Du two yet. Honestly, why would you- No - HOW could Du find this guy human, let alone attractive. And I'm not kidding, there is fanart all over the web of him being attractive..... Well, to fangirls that is. My god, Jeff has just as much fangirls as Justin Beiber and One Direction com-fucking-bind. Du know what, fuck Du Jeff. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point out he was wearing his trademark hoodie. Why, I don't know. Also, he was wearing the hoodie when he was set on fire, yet his hoodie didn't seem to get effected Von the fire. And that's not all, but he wears that thing all the time. How long can Du wear the same clothing. It must be fucking dirty.
And worse, is that the bullies who caused Jeff's brother to get arrested and set Jeff on feuer and made him insane are never murdered. no, Jeff would rather go and murder his family, even his brother, who fucking helped him when he was getting bullied. My god, and to think I hated characters Like Serena from Rini's Horrible Death, David from the Pokemon Story, oder even fucking regenbogen Dash from Double Rainboom. Jeff is right up there with the fucking worse.
What's wore is that a bunch of girls think that Jeff is attractive. Really, so cutting of your eyelids, slicing a smile on your face, murdering your family, and going around killing people makes Du sexy. Du hear that Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger. There's hope for Du two yet. Honestly, why would you- No - HOW could Du find this guy human, let alone attractive. And I'm not kidding, there is fanart all over the web of him being attractive..... Well, to fangirls that is. My god, Jeff has just as much fangirls as Justin Beiber and One Direction com-fucking-bind. Du know what, fuck Du Jeff. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, oder a blue little hündin who's got some burners on him?
...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the Debatte once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! Du wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
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...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!
*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*
But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the Debatte once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-
BE QUIET! Du wanna get sued, kid?
Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!
Anytime, mate....
So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my Favorit fighting game franchise ever. I Liebe playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my Favorit so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, oder the Tekken tournament, hosted Von the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the Jahr 2010, we got an Anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in Filme like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This Anime had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like pilz Men and the No Mehr Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But Du know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if Du were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.
The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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I remember a time when horror Filme didn’t use found footage to describe they’re movies, and how Paranormal Activity brought it back and it was everywhere, forever making horror Fans motion sick. Okay, I don’t hate found footage films. I Liebe Cloverfield, and it was a found footage movie. However, found footage movies, at least to me, tend to be pretty bland. It’s why I wasn’t really a Fan of Paranormal Activity. But I think the movie that started it all would have to be Blair Witch Project.
Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
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Okay, so maybe Blair Witch Project wasn’t the first to do the whole found footage...
