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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Du Du overrated prick. Du suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point out he was wearing his trademark hoodie. Why, I don't know. Also, he was wearing the hoodie when he was set on fire, yet his hoodie didn't seem to get effected Von the fire. And that's not all, but he wears that thing all the time. How long can Du wear the same clothing. It must be fucking dirty.
And worse, is that the bullies who caused Jeff's brother to get arrested and set Jeff on feuer and made him insane are never murdered. no, Jeff would rather go and murder his family, even his brother, who fucking helped him when he was getting bullied. My god, and to think I hated characters Like Serena from Rini's Horrible Death, David from the Pokemon Story, oder even fucking regenbogen Dash from Double Rainboom. Jeff is right up there with the fucking worse.
What's wore is that a bunch of girls think that Jeff is attractive. Really, so cutting of your eyelids, slicing a smile on your face, murdering your family, and going around killing people makes Du sexy. Du hear that Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger. There's hope for Du two yet. Honestly, why would you- No - HOW could Du find this guy human, let alone attractive. And I'm not kidding, there is fanart all over the web of him being attractive..... Well, to fangirls that is. My god, Jeff has just as much fangirls as Justin Beiber and One Direction com-fucking-bind. Du know what, fuck Du Jeff. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic Anime the other Tag and it finally came to my head. A Frage that haunts almost EVERY single Anime and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many Anime in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES Du COULD GO TO WOULD Du PICK A CLASSROOM TO Zeigen YOUR Anime IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES Du COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another Tag in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I sagte to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, oder insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Filme that is hated, weather Von fans, critics, oder the world in general, but Du just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, Fans were hyped for the Weiter one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They sagte that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one oder two characters that Du can interact with. However, there are those characters that Du just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If Du like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the Liste because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when Du pick up a rupee oder are fighting enemies, she will always come and give Du Guter Rat that Du already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very Sekunde they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a Liste about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN Mehr disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the Mehr disturbing things in the media, Von what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when Du think of Pokemon, Du think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered Von a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes Du test your abilities, giving Du a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, oder is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes Du wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, Du will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack Von a Porygon,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes Von train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are Du doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get Du out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and Playstation 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in Liebe with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel Shop was closed at night, as most of the shops in London were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was gegeben night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of Du that own a Playstation, I'm sure Du know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great bucht Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ Du sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. Du see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. Du know what, screw it, I wont Frage the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be Mehr specific. Crimson skies is a game where Du play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan erpel, drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, Du play the whole game in a fighter plane around the Jahr 1940. Now, its a lot Mehr fun then Du think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: spinne Zeppelin
The spinne Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask Du something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want Du to do this alone. Unless Du want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, Du did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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SWORD:

1:

Mastersword as an interviewer: Hey princess Twilight. Good having Du here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the Frage is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a Frage being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. Du answered 'none' of my questions. Du kinda...
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Song: link

Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*

A basketball hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.

Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come Du look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna Zeigen Du two Fan fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A star, sterne Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.

Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when Du need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!...
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