Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc Du Du overrated prick. Du suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point out he was wearing his trademark hoodie. Why, I don't know. Also, he was wearing the hoodie when he was set on fire, yet his hoodie didn't seem to get effected Von the fire. And that's not all, but he wears that thing all the time. How long can Du wear the same clothing. It must be fucking dirty.
And worse, is that the bullies who caused Jeff's brother to get arrested and set Jeff on feuer and made him insane are never murdered. no, Jeff would rather go and murder his family, even his brother, who fucking helped him when he was getting bullied. My god, and to think I hated characters Like Serena from Rini's Horrible Death, David from the Pokemon Story, oder even fucking regenbogen Dash from Double Rainboom. Jeff is right up there with the fucking worse.
What's wore is that a bunch of girls think that Jeff is attractive. Really, so cutting of your eyelids, slicing a smile on your face, murdering your family, and going around killing people makes Du sexy. Du hear that Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger. There's hope for Du two yet. Honestly, why would you- No - HOW could Du find this guy human, let alone attractive. And I'm not kidding, there is fanart all over the web of him being attractive..... Well, to fangirls that is. My god, Jeff has just as much fangirls as Justin Beiber and One Direction com-fucking-bind. Du know what, fuck Du Jeff. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point out he was wearing his trademark hoodie. Why, I don't know. Also, he was wearing the hoodie when he was set on fire, yet his hoodie didn't seem to get effected Von the fire. And that's not all, but he wears that thing all the time. How long can Du wear the same clothing. It must be fucking dirty.
And worse, is that the bullies who caused Jeff's brother to get arrested and set Jeff on feuer and made him insane are never murdered. no, Jeff would rather go and murder his family, even his brother, who fucking helped him when he was getting bullied. My god, and to think I hated characters Like Serena from Rini's Horrible Death, David from the Pokemon Story, oder even fucking regenbogen Dash from Double Rainboom. Jeff is right up there with the fucking worse.
What's wore is that a bunch of girls think that Jeff is attractive. Really, so cutting of your eyelids, slicing a smile on your face, murdering your family, and going around killing people makes Du sexy. Du hear that Jason Vorhees and Freddy Kruger. There's hope for Du two yet. Honestly, why would you- No - HOW could Du find this guy human, let alone attractive. And I'm not kidding, there is fanart all over the web of him being attractive..... Well, to fangirls that is. My god, Jeff has just as much fangirls as Justin Beiber and One Direction com-fucking-bind. Du know what, fuck Du Jeff. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Du do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did Du bring me along!?
???: Du figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that Du have to bring me with you!
???: in the Filme people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would Du think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Du do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did Du bring me along!?
???: Du figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that Du have to bring me with you!
???: in the Filme people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would Du think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!