Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? Du son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do Du think Du are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case Du forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with the herbs I found in your socke drawer.
Cody: Herbs...... Oh shit, stay right there. I'll be there in a minute
(Later)
Nick: (Waves around burning herbs) Spirits, be gone from this house
Cody: (Walks through door and sees Nick burning herbs) Uh-oh
Nick: What the fuck took Du so long. If Du were a Minute Mehr late, the ghost could have murdered. I've ben sitting here burning these herbs for the last Stunde and Du finally get here
Cody: Nick, those aren't-
Nick: shut up, I know what I'm doing... Von the way, your head looks like a bowling ball
Cody: Oh, shit
Nick: Did I ever tell Du how much I love...... my bottle of vodka.... God, I'm really hungry... Hey, Cody, where is Alice and Cory
Cody: Alice went to get some milch and Cory is watching My Little Pony
Nick: That's on now? We got to watch it (Eyes become bloodshot) (Walks off)
Cody: (Picks up herbs) Idiot. Can't tell the difference between herbs and pot (Smokes joint) Oh come on, my dealer gave me the weaker stuff. Now, what about ghosts
Nick: (Falls onto couch)
Cory: Hey, Nick, how are you
Nick: Comfortable... But still hungry
Cory: Well, that happens
Cody: (Walks up to Nick and picks his head up) Nick, where is this ghost
Nick: Ghost? There's a ghost? Cory, Du hear, there's a ghost... He he, who Du gonna call? Ghostbusters
Cody: Oh dear god, your as stoned as a thief in the Renaissance. Fine, I'll find the ghost (Walks around house)
Nick: Holy crap, look at all the colorful ponies... I bet they were high when they wrote this (Laughs uncontrollably)
Cody: (Screams)
Nick: (Looks around) When did we have a cat
Cory: Nick, are Du okay
Nick: Never better
Cody: (Drags homless man down stairs and throws it in front of Nick) Here's your ghost. Some dirty hobo living in our basement)
Nick: Oh, Hey Bob
Cody: Wait, Du know him
Nick: Yeah. it's Basement Bob. He's a cool guy, even if he eats rats on occasion. I saw him sleeping in a müllcontainer and I decided to let him live in our basement. How else do Du explain our fridge being empty the Weiter day.
Cody: So, should I kill him (Pulls out pistol) It would be done quick
Nick: No, it's fine. Besides, he's funny
Bob: (speaks in gibberish)
Nick: (Laughs)
Alice: (Walks in) (Sees Nick laughing as Cody holds a gun above Bob as he speaks in gibberish) Is this what Du guys always do
Cody: Pretty much, yeah
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? Du son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do Du think Du are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case Du forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with the herbs I found in your socke drawer.
Cody: Herbs...... Oh shit, stay right there. I'll be there in a minute
(Later)
Nick: (Waves around burning herbs) Spirits, be gone from this house
Cody: (Walks through door and sees Nick burning herbs) Uh-oh
Nick: What the fuck took Du so long. If Du were a Minute Mehr late, the ghost could have murdered. I've ben sitting here burning these herbs for the last Stunde and Du finally get here
Cody: Nick, those aren't-
Nick: shut up, I know what I'm doing... Von the way, your head looks like a bowling ball
Cody: Oh, shit
Nick: Did I ever tell Du how much I love...... my bottle of vodka.... God, I'm really hungry... Hey, Cody, where is Alice and Cory
Cody: Alice went to get some milch and Cory is watching My Little Pony
Nick: That's on now? We got to watch it (Eyes become bloodshot) (Walks off)
Cody: (Picks up herbs) Idiot. Can't tell the difference between herbs and pot (Smokes joint) Oh come on, my dealer gave me the weaker stuff. Now, what about ghosts
Nick: (Falls onto couch)
Cory: Hey, Nick, how are you
Nick: Comfortable... But still hungry
Cory: Well, that happens
Cody: (Walks up to Nick and picks his head up) Nick, where is this ghost
Nick: Ghost? There's a ghost? Cory, Du hear, there's a ghost... He he, who Du gonna call? Ghostbusters
Cody: Oh dear god, your as stoned as a thief in the Renaissance. Fine, I'll find the ghost (Walks around house)
Nick: Holy crap, look at all the colorful ponies... I bet they were high when they wrote this (Laughs uncontrollably)
Cody: (Screams)
Nick: (Looks around) When did we have a cat
Cory: Nick, are Du okay
Nick: Never better
Cody: (Drags homless man down stairs and throws it in front of Nick) Here's your ghost. Some dirty hobo living in our basement)
Nick: Oh, Hey Bob
Cody: Wait, Du know him
Nick: Yeah. it's Basement Bob. He's a cool guy, even if he eats rats on occasion. I saw him sleeping in a müllcontainer and I decided to let him live in our basement. How else do Du explain our fridge being empty the Weiter day.
Cody: So, should I kill him (Pulls out pistol) It would be done quick
Nick: No, it's fine. Besides, he's funny
Bob: (speaks in gibberish)
Nick: (Laughs)
Alice: (Walks in) (Sees Nick laughing as Cody holds a gun above Bob as he speaks in gibberish) Is this what Du guys always do
Cody: Pretty much, yeah
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.
A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy Zeigen that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.
Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank Du everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank Du very much....
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are Du doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As Du probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell Du to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and Du can definitely wait for success....
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are Du doing here?! Wait, dammit. I'm sorry, I completely forgot. You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, I'm sorry, but it hasn't arrived yet. As Du probably already know, it's going to be on Saturday, hence the title. There's not exactly a whole lot I can do for you, but tell Du to come back on Saturday. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and Du can definitely wait for success....
Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed Von body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most beliebt film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.
The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played Von America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
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The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played Von America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation...
Du know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch Weiter on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough Anime trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into
Taking place in Japan because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
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Taking place in Japan because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known...
