Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? Du son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do Du think Du are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case Du forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with the herbs I found in your socke drawer.
Cody: Herbs...... Oh shit, stay right there. I'll be there in a minute
(Later)
Nick: (Waves around burning herbs) Spirits, be gone from this house
Cody: (Walks through door and sees Nick burning herbs) Uh-oh
Nick: What the fuck took Du so long. If Du were a Minute Mehr late, the ghost could have murdered. I've ben sitting here burning these herbs for the last Stunde and Du finally get here
Cody: Nick, those aren't-
Nick: shut up, I know what I'm doing... Von the way, your head looks like a bowling ball
Cody: Oh, shit
Nick: Did I ever tell Du how much I love...... my bottle of vodka.... God, I'm really hungry... Hey, Cody, where is Alice and Cory
Cody: Alice went to get some milch and Cory is watching My Little Pony
Nick: That's on now? We got to watch it (Eyes become bloodshot) (Walks off)
Cody: (Picks up herbs) Idiot. Can't tell the difference between herbs and pot (Smokes joint) Oh come on, my dealer gave me the weaker stuff. Now, what about ghosts
Nick: (Falls onto couch)
Cory: Hey, Nick, how are you
Nick: Comfortable... But still hungry
Cory: Well, that happens
Cody: (Walks up to Nick and picks his head up) Nick, where is this ghost
Nick: Ghost? There's a ghost? Cory, Du hear, there's a ghost... He he, who Du gonna call? Ghostbusters
Cody: Oh dear god, your as stoned as a thief in the Renaissance. Fine, I'll find the ghost (Walks around house)
Nick: Holy crap, look at all the colorful ponies... I bet they were high when they wrote this (Laughs uncontrollably)
Cody: (Screams)
Nick: (Looks around) When did we have a cat
Cory: Nick, are Du okay
Nick: Never better
Cody: (Drags homless man down stairs and throws it in front of Nick) Here's your ghost. Some dirty hobo living in our basement)
Nick: Oh, Hey Bob
Cody: Wait, Du know him
Nick: Yeah. it's Basement Bob. He's a cool guy, even if he eats rats on occasion. I saw him sleeping in a müllcontainer and I decided to let him live in our basement. How else do Du explain our fridge being empty the Weiter day.
Cody: So, should I kill him (Pulls out pistol) It would be done quick
Nick: No, it's fine. Besides, he's funny
Bob: (speaks in gibberish)
Nick: (Laughs)
Alice: (Walks in) (Sees Nick laughing as Cody holds a gun above Bob as he speaks in gibberish) Is this what Du guys always do
Cody: Pretty much, yeah
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? Du son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do Du think Du are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case Du forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with the herbs I found in your socke drawer.
Cody: Herbs...... Oh shit, stay right there. I'll be there in a minute
(Later)
Nick: (Waves around burning herbs) Spirits, be gone from this house
Cody: (Walks through door and sees Nick burning herbs) Uh-oh
Nick: What the fuck took Du so long. If Du were a Minute Mehr late, the ghost could have murdered. I've ben sitting here burning these herbs for the last Stunde and Du finally get here
Cody: Nick, those aren't-
Nick: shut up, I know what I'm doing... Von the way, your head looks like a bowling ball
Cody: Oh, shit
Nick: Did I ever tell Du how much I love...... my bottle of vodka.... God, I'm really hungry... Hey, Cody, where is Alice and Cory
Cody: Alice went to get some milch and Cory is watching My Little Pony
Nick: That's on now? We got to watch it (Eyes become bloodshot) (Walks off)
Cody: (Picks up herbs) Idiot. Can't tell the difference between herbs and pot (Smokes joint) Oh come on, my dealer gave me the weaker stuff. Now, what about ghosts
Nick: (Falls onto couch)
Cory: Hey, Nick, how are you
Nick: Comfortable... But still hungry
Cory: Well, that happens
Cody: (Walks up to Nick and picks his head up) Nick, where is this ghost
Nick: Ghost? There's a ghost? Cory, Du hear, there's a ghost... He he, who Du gonna call? Ghostbusters
Cody: Oh dear god, your as stoned as a thief in the Renaissance. Fine, I'll find the ghost (Walks around house)
Nick: Holy crap, look at all the colorful ponies... I bet they were high when they wrote this (Laughs uncontrollably)
Cody: (Screams)
Nick: (Looks around) When did we have a cat
Cory: Nick, are Du okay
Nick: Never better
Cody: (Drags homless man down stairs and throws it in front of Nick) Here's your ghost. Some dirty hobo living in our basement)
Nick: Oh, Hey Bob
Cody: Wait, Du know him
Nick: Yeah. it's Basement Bob. He's a cool guy, even if he eats rats on occasion. I saw him sleeping in a müllcontainer and I decided to let him live in our basement. How else do Du explain our fridge being empty the Weiter day.
Cody: So, should I kill him (Pulls out pistol) It would be done quick
Nick: No, it's fine. Besides, he's funny
Bob: (speaks in gibberish)
Nick: (Laughs)
Alice: (Walks in) (Sees Nick laughing as Cody holds a gun above Bob as he speaks in gibberish) Is this what Du guys always do
Cody: Pretty much, yeah
College Administrator: So, you’ve been involved with quite a few criminal charges such as assault, arson, destruction of property, felonious assault, and one incident where Du dumped blood onto the heads of a group of school children because Du didn’t like them shouting the number 21? Am I correct?....... Well then (Looks through the files) I have to say, son…. That a man of your nature is only seen once in a lifetime. A man like Du takes lots of balls, son. Lots of balls. And you’ve got them. Welcome to Clearwater University.
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Wind: You’re not right in the head, are you?
Welcome to Clearwater
Coming November 10th
Greetings everyone. Since my Favorit time of the year, Halloween, is almost upon us, I wanted to do something very special. Sure, the same old “Top Ten Whatever” will still be there, and will be up every Saturday of the month, so expect five oben, nach oben tens every Saturday this month. But, even bigger news, thanks to my Corner of Horror article, I’ve got something REALLY special. And what might that be? Well, on October, for the Weiter 31 days, I am going to pull out a Zufällig horror movie that I have lying around and review it. These reviews may not be as lengthy as most, but I will try my best to talk about a good (Or most likely bad) Horror movie. “But Wind, doesn’t Cinemassacre do this every October with Monster Madness?” Shut the hell up, I say to those who think that. Just enjoy this Jahr of October, enjoy Halloween, and enjoy all the new Corner of Horrors coming up. I know I will.
