Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? Du son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do Du think Du are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case Du forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with the herbs I found in your socke drawer.
Cody: Herbs...... Oh shit, stay right there. I'll be there in a minute
(Later)
Nick: (Waves around burning herbs) Spirits, be gone from this house
Cody: (Walks through door and sees Nick burning herbs) Uh-oh
Nick: What the fuck took Du so long. If Du were a Minute Mehr late, the ghost could have murdered. I've ben sitting here burning these herbs for the last Stunde and Du finally get here
Cody: Nick, those aren't-
Nick: shut up, I know what I'm doing... Von the way, your head looks like a bowling ball
Cody: Oh, shit
Nick: Did I ever tell Du how much I love...... my bottle of vodka.... God, I'm really hungry... Hey, Cody, where is Alice and Cory
Cody: Alice went to get some milch and Cory is watching My Little Pony
Nick: That's on now? We got to watch it (Eyes become bloodshot) (Walks off)
Cody: (Picks up herbs) Idiot. Can't tell the difference between herbs and pot (Smokes joint) Oh come on, my dealer gave me the weaker stuff. Now, what about ghosts
Nick: (Falls onto couch)
Cory: Hey, Nick, how are you
Nick: Comfortable... But still hungry
Cory: Well, that happens
Cody: (Walks up to Nick and picks his head up) Nick, where is this ghost
Nick: Ghost? There's a ghost? Cory, Du hear, there's a ghost... He he, who Du gonna call? Ghostbusters
Cody: Oh dear god, your as stoned as a thief in the Renaissance. Fine, I'll find the ghost (Walks around house)
Nick: Holy crap, look at all the colorful ponies... I bet they were high when they wrote this (Laughs uncontrollably)
Cody: (Screams)
Nick: (Looks around) When did we have a cat
Cory: Nick, are Du okay
Nick: Never better
Cody: (Drags homless man down stairs and throws it in front of Nick) Here's your ghost. Some dirty hobo living in our basement)
Nick: Oh, Hey Bob
Cody: Wait, Du know him
Nick: Yeah. it's Basement Bob. He's a cool guy, even if he eats rats on occasion. I saw him sleeping in a müllcontainer and I decided to let him live in our basement. How else do Du explain our fridge being empty the Weiter day.
Cody: So, should I kill him (Pulls out pistol) It would be done quick
Nick: No, it's fine. Besides, he's funny
Bob: (speaks in gibberish)
Nick: (Laughs)
Alice: (Walks in) (Sees Nick laughing as Cody holds a gun above Bob as he speaks in gibberish) Is this what Du guys always do
Cody: Pretty much, yeah