Twilight-Serie Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. Du know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in Liebe with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will Du come Home to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have Du ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s hemd, shirt and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

....

Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in Liebe with Edward thing. She sagte it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh oder better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let Du know how it all turns out Weiter time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

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alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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The twlight Zone: part 4 act 2

posted by Edward_lover101

cool huh

Everyone must have left, because no one was here except me and Edward. I was Mehr that ready to get some sleep. So Edward gave me some privaticy. I took a hot shower, and put on some pj's. I walked to Edward's room. there stood Edward, as perfect as ever. I waked over to the bett and layed down. Edward came over and layed Weiter to me.
"Bella are Du ok? Du were so upset back at the medow. What did Jacob do that made Du fell that way. I mean Du don't have to tell me, if Du don;t want to." Edward was curious. I could tell. "Edward, Jacob wants to know why I Liebe Du so much. And when I give...

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The Vampire Reporter -- Chapter 3

posted by BiteMeCullen107

“Ouch!” last night I was out to long and Von the time I came Home I was exhausted so I just slept on my mattress that laid on the floor.
I woke to the waves crashing onto the ufer and the sun light touching my eyes. Not realizing I was on the edge of my bed, I stretched and landed on the cold floor to my two room apartment.
I got off the floor grabbing my silk bademantel that was sitting on oben, nach oben of the box Weiter to my mattress. I walked over to my living room windows and opened the shades up to reveal a beautiful ocean. The sky was clear all for...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 15

posted by CharmedVamp101

I was finishing up the spaghetti when a loud crash echoed from the front room. I couldn't see what it was. I was about to get up, to check it out, when Edward strolled in and sat Weiter to me. I stuffed the remaining amount of spaghetti in my mouth, watching him. He grabbed my plate and headed for the kitchen. I followed. I had some Fragen for him.
"What was that noise I heard?"
"I threw something down the stairs. I was angry, but I have something for you."
That took me Von surprise.
"For me?"
I doubted it could be better than the present he'd already gegeben me. How could any present beat him? He...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 15

posted by CharmedVamp101

I put the box on the floor carefully, I didn't know if there was anything breakable in it. I peered inside. I closed my eyes and inhaled, I was angry, I wanted her to keep things, to remind her of me, but she mustn't not have wanted to. The CD I made her in its jeweled, plastic case was sitting on top. I pulled it out and put it aside. The diamond herz I gave her, to go with Jacob's carved wolf. The stereo from her truck, a copy of the gift Emmett, Rose and Jazz gave her for her 18th birthday, the one that I replaced. All of the notes that I left her. And a black velvet box. If I could cry...

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Dusk Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 22: Firewood, Anybody??

I was so angry that I was even starting to scare myself. I couldn’t believe that my mother had blamed me for this whole insane scenario. All I was trying to do was to defend my friend; if I was a normal kid I bet it wouldn’t have been this big of a deal. Sometimes being a Cullen is a curse. I was still shaking violently when my father walked up, “Renesmee, please try to calm down I want to talk to you.” I turned my fury upon him, “Leave me alone, I can’t deal with any of his anymore, all I have wanted is to just be normal and here I am an even bigger...

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Dusk Series Update

posted by lovethecullens

Hi Everyone!
I am sorry that I haven't gepostet any new Dusk chapters recently. It has been HECTIC in my house. I am finishing up my semester of school, taking care of my uncoordinated brother who fell off of a roof (don't ask LONG story, all i can say is dumb boys and their stupid toys LOL), plus taking care of my crazy girls & husband. On oben, nach oben of that I am very excited to say that I have finally came up with a project of my own for a fictional story that I am hoping to eventually Veröffentlichen if I am blessed enoughto have that opportunity (keep your fingers crossed for me :) I don't want to say...

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The Supernatural-Introduction

posted by Twilight597

ok i know i have very many stories out now but i have writers block on Our Worst Zeigen and chapter 5 and chapter 1 of Dreamnapped and FDLFSP will be up today tho

this is a story about me and my best friend. we are so close that i consider her my sister so thats why she is in the story. its hannah and her screenname is MrsNickJonas97 im not sure if she'll read this right away but i hope u lyk it

Disclaimer: u know it i dont own Twilight. i always forget to put these on my other ones. i feel lyk im going to get sued if i didnt put it on this one

The Supernatural

Introduction

My sister, Hannah and I,...

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Esme Cullen Bio.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Esme Cullen (born Esme Platt and later Esme Evenson) is Carlisle Cullen's wife and the adoptive mother of Edward, Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper. She enjoys restoring old houses and her physical age is 26. She has no special power, but has a strong ability to Liebe passionately. Esme is described as being 5 ft 6 in (1.7 m) with caramel-colored hair; she also has a heart-shaped face with dimples, and her figure is slender, but rounded and soft. Esme was born in 1895 in Columbus, Ohio, where she was treated at the age of 16 Von Carlisle after breaking her leg when climbing a tree. She married...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 14

posted by CharmedVamp101

I watched Edward's pained expression.
"I just came Von to drop off your stuff, I'll leave. But I want to talk to Du first."
Edward backed out of the door and onto the porch. I was so angry I could explode. She was going to hurt him more. I couldn't let that happen. The Pain-in-the-Butt followed him out and he shut the door. I just wanted to beat the crap out of her. How could she come back? And why wouldn't she keep the stuff. I guess she didn't want reminders.
I peeked inside. I wanted to know what it was. There was a CD in a jeweled case, a crystal herz pendant, a stereo, and lots of notes,and...

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A new chapter 7

posted by jamiesue00

We had spent 3 days in the car again, again not my Favorit place to be. Jacob had driven all the way down to Miami so he was Mehr than happy to let me take a turn driving my car on the open road. We stopped at a few places to eat along the way, but since we had left the strand house I still wasn’t feeling right. Jake would order a few meals and I would just stick to plain food, like brot and water. I was starting to feel like a prisoner in my own body. We were almost Home when I pulled the car over and got out quickly and threw up on the side of the road. “Ness what’s wrong, are you...

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Tainted Blood chapter three

posted by Pirate_4_life

I let myself fall into a deep sleep, trying to block out the pain. Although the intensity had reduced, just as before all the Bilder of that night I changed came rushing back like a tap in my mind had been turned on. They were now accompanied Von the Bilder of my grandmother and the feeling of complete guilt. If I had just acted like a grown up, took some responsibility for what was happening it could have been very different now.
I wake up with tears in my eyes. I sit bolt up ignoring the pain ripping through my body. Although most things about me had changed, that is the one thing that remained...

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The End

posted by qtpievy

I was totally unprepared for what I was about to face. How could I leave my one true Liebe alone so fragile and unprotected, but surly she could stay out of harms way without the Vampire in town. I knew that it would be a while before she actually hinted that I was leaving and I knew that she would cling with every thread of hope. But this was for the best. I think.
I pulled into Charlies spot not wanting to look at the empty house so I spent the few Minuten it took for Bella's truck to come billowing around the corner, with my love.
Holding her warm hand, I was so attuned to her that I could...

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Our Worst Show- Chapter 3

posted by Twilight597

Ok i know this took a long time. well its because i live in ohio and we are having OATs(ohio achievement tests) for the end of the Jahr and i just took the Lesen one so we get a break for one Tag and thats 2maro and the rest of today so i dont know when i will get chapter 3 up either its done but writen and i have to type it. this one is a long one just for the wait but its really only long becasue the song lyrics oh and i changed My Hero to Loves Not A Competition(but i'm winning) so on with the story and i also dont have a name for this other then practicing so any suggestions please tell...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 9

posted by CharmedVamp101

When we got off the plane, the first thing I noticed was that it was raining. The Sekunde thing I noticed was the reception of beautiful, godlike people waiting for us. Well, waiting for Edward.
"Edward,"a tall brunette called. She had the same pale skin and golden eyes that Edward had, but her hair was the color of auborn. I loved it. She looked like a modern Tag snow white.
Next to her stood a golden haired angel. He smiled widely at Edward. Then turned to look at me. I smiled tentatively back at him.
A small girl with black spikes ran up to Edward and gave him a huge hug. She was shorter than...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 8

posted by CharmedVamp101

I was giddy as we got on the plane. I couldn't believe she agreed to come with me. As we took our seats. I hadn't felt this good since, that fight with Victoria. I mean, sure I stayed with Bella, but I thought we would get married, I thought she would have picked me. I mean at first, she had sagte that she would marry me, but now I realize, she wasn't completely honest with me. I know she is a bad liar, but I guess I just wanted to finally have her say yes, and to finally have her choose me. She must have thought that I would still make Liebe to her, before we were to be wed. I thought she loved...

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My vampire story CH 7 ! PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT!!!

posted by noodles3378

Chapter 7 - Different
“Never mind. Its not important.” he sagte regretfully.
I was slightly crushed that something so unimportant is something he wouldn’t share with me. If it wasn’t important then why be so secretive?
“ Please tell me. Du can trust me.” I sagte convincingly, oder so I thought.
“ I know that I can trust Du but I am still not sure if I should tell Du oder not. I don’t know if it is the right time but I don’t know any better time, either.” he sagte seeming torn between something that was way Mehr than what he was telling...

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10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

posted by meeek

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” Von the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7. Ask how Tanya is.

6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.

4. Whenever he complains oder argues, reply with “What are Du gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room oder says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” Von Madonna.

Source: link

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Tainted Blood chapter one

posted by Pirate_4_life

I have thought about Schreiben my own story for quite some time, with my main influence being twilight-7. She has an amazing Schreiben style and has kept me and many others enthralled Von her captivating story. I don’t want anyone to think that my stories will be in any way shape oder form nearly as good as hers but I will give it a try and if no-one likes it then I will simply give up and try something new.
Suggestions and Kommentare will be kindly welcomed throughout.

Chapter 1.

I sit alone in my room in silence, 7pm, another sleepless night ahead. Although I don’t seem to get tired, I just sit and...

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My vampire story CH 4 PLEASE PLEASE COMMENT!!!!

posted by noodles3378

Chapter 4 - Discoveries

When the final glocke rang and I drove home, I thought about my day. Wow. It had to be the strangest Tag in the history of weird days. First, my Angel – Jäger der Finsternis from my dreams shows up at my school the Weiter day. Plus, he has all my classes and sits near me in every one. And, he asks me on a datum when I’ve only known him for a day. Oh, I almost forgot about his mind Lesen sister. I am SO taking a bubble bath tonight.
I got Home and did the little homework I had before starting dinner. I made fried venison and when my mother got home...

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The Other Way (Liz's POV) Ch. 6

posted by CharmedVamp101

I started packing right away, I was rejoicing. This really hot guy was taking me away from the drug lord, plus, he likes me back. I couldn't wait to get out of this stupid apartment. The only reason I lived here was because the drug lord paid for it as long as I turned in the money.
That thought stopped me in my tracks. If Max sagte I was supposed to pay $500, then the drug lord would come for the other 200. I just hoped he wouldn't come until I was already gone. I would leave him a note.
I grabbed a piece of paper and a pen. Dear DL:

I'm leaving, so Du won't be able to find me, it's a place...