Twilight-Serie Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. Du know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in Liebe with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will Du come Home to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have Du ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s hemd, shirt and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

....

Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in Liebe with Edward thing. She sagte it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh oder better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let Du know how it all turns out Weiter time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

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alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

Character review; Edward Cullen

posted by shannon9396

Edward Cullen by Robert Pattinson

Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, born in Chicago, Illinois June 20, 1901.

His adoptive father, Carlisle Cullen, transformed him into a vampire in 1918 to prevent him from dying of Spanish influenza during epidemic in Chicago, Illinois. Carlisle instilled in him a sense of morality uncommon in most vampires, and central to his way of life is the refusal to consider humans as food.

Edward meets Bella schwan in 2003, a human girl whose thoughts he is unable to read, and whose blood smells overwhelmingly sweet to him. He fights a growing attraction to her, but after saving her life on several occasions,...

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just another Liebe story chapter 9

posted by anna0789

thanks for the great Kommentare im Schreiben as fast as i can go lol

Noah's pov

While this jacob was in the air i raised a Wand from the floor to protect my Liebe my world
Renesmee
how this Dog could tell me that the girl i Liebe is his and then attack me while she was so close of course he didn't Liebe her as much as i do

Nessie was crying her deep brown eyes were so miserable
i had to make this stop seeing her like this was worst than any toruture i've been through
i kissed her in her forhead both her cheeks and at her lips and walk to face ,and kill the dog that had make so miserable my reason for...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 5

posted by teamalice_0

She looked like the pictures, except her hair was shorter now. She looked Mehr like me now that her hair is shorter. But the man Weiter to her..

He looked nice, but I didn't like men. I didn't grow up around them. I was scared of them ,unless I got used to them. Which never happened. Even with my creator, Maria, who had men at her fingertips, I was still scared. They could do Du some harm if they wanted to. And they were stronger than me.

I walked along with the group, comming back to the present. I wasn't scared of human men, they couldn't hurt me, Vampire though, could. Some of the group almost...

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just another Liebe story chapter 6

posted by anna0789

"And how do Du know renesmee,noah?"
Noah took a step foward i still was holding his hand so i also took a step.

"i am at the same school, when i saw renesmee i thought i was dreaming i had never imagine that they were Mehr like me oder seen someone so beautiful "he smile Wird angezeigt his dimples at me and i had to smile at that.
grampa carlisle and grandma esm appear from upstairs and rush downstairs to hug me.Then grampa good nature as always

"hello Noah is a plesure to meet you" noah pulled away from my hand to shook gramp's and grandam's hand then he continue with the rest of the family.
my dad's...

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Another Story Chapter 54

posted by surfergal

When I woke up, Nathen was still Von my side except this time his head was lying back on the chair. Everyone was still in the same posistion as they were when I woke up the last time except Edward and Bella were there. I was thinking to myself, I wonder if Nathen has even left and Then I looked at Edward and he shook his head no. Poor thing he must be exuasted everyone must be. This is what I was saying before how everyone had to worry about me. I was sad that this happened to me but I was glad that no one else would have to go through it, I mean like I could take the pain but someone else might...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 4

posted by teamalice_0

Thanks Du guys for reading!
teamalice_0
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Do Du want to know how Du Bewegen thirty odd kids? Bus.
There wasn't enough room, for me to sit Von myself, so I had to sit near this annoying girl.

"Mary!" At least she used my nickname. Usualy everyone says 'Mary Alice' oder "Brandon."

So it was off to a better start than most.

I walked down the aisle and sat Weiter to her. SHe started talking about how exciting this was to go on a feil trip, and to a hospital, and ect.

I sagte things back, at the correct times. But part of me didn't want to encourage her, she was...

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Another Story Chapter 49

posted by surfergal

When I woke up, I felt like Emmet oder another Vampire was sitting on my shoulder. I can't describe the pain.When my vision was clear Alice, Carlisle, Esme and Jasper were in the room. Carlisle walked over to me and said.
Addi, how do Du feel? He ask.
My shoulder its hurting really badly. I told him.
Okay. Carlisle sagte and then walked out of the room.
Where is Nathen? I ask.
Alice looked at me and said, He's fine.
Oh okay. I said.
I didn't know where he was but I shouldn't have to know where he was as long as he was okay. I didn't want to be so clingy, like always asking what are Du doing, where...

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Creset till Dawn Chapter 2

posted by RATHBONE07

Thanks for all the good feed back:) this ones for Du guys:)

“What’d Du do over the weekend?” Lizzie asked me as we ate our lunch.
“Nothing. Cleaned, did my homework, the usual.” She looked down at her half eaten sandwich, and then carefully put it back in her bag.
“Have Du noticed Ashley lately. She’s gotten so skinny, all the boys are paying to much attention to her, especially David.” She said, that last part a whisper. Lizzie had like David for as long as I could remember, she never really admitted it, but I knew that this really bothered her.
“Its Okay, trust me, he’s...

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Bella&Edward&Vicky Twilight Twist bella's POV Chapter 6

posted by courtneykutie

today was monday and after school i was going Home jacob would watch vic while i do my Home work then i would help jacob with his and we would make super for billy and charlie, as i was walking out of my last class with angela jassica came up to us "so bella what are Du doing after school?"she asked
"well i have a buddy coming over and we are going to do homework and make speiselokal, diner for are dads when they get back from fishing."i sagte smiling at her

"oh well that...sounds...like fun got to run bye"she sagte and ran off
"wow she is such a bitch."angela sagte i laughed
"well i dont care"i sagte
"so what...

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another story chapter 42

posted by surfergal

Alice came Von the hospital to pick me up so I could go pack for Max's house. I went Home and put some clothes into a duffel bag and then I went and ask Alice what car I should use.
Hey, alice what car should I take? I ask.
You can take my car. Alice told me.
Thanks. I told her.
I carried my bag down to the car and then I tolds everyone I would see them later and I drove to the hospital to pick up Max. When I got to the hospital Carlisle was pushing Max to the door in a Wheelchair.
Sorry it took me so long. I sagte to them both.
Nope your just in time. Max said.
Carlisle got him into the car and then...

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another story chapter 40

posted by surfergal

When I woke up, I turned over and looked at my clock and it sagte it was 6 am. I couldn't believe i woke up at six! I decided to get out of bed, I went over to my computer and checked the surf as I usually did. I saw that the waves are going to be great so I put on my bathingsuit and sweat pants and then a sweat hemd, shirt on. I grabbed my wetsuit out of the colset and went downstairs and ate breakfast. Alice was in the küche when I walked down.
Hey Addi, Whatcha doing up this early? she ask.
Oh, just the usual surfing all day. I told her.
I ate and then left for the garage got my bike and board...

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Amore - Ch. 12 - Against the Clock

posted by patrisha727

Just 15 minutes! How can I clear all of my Fragen in just 15 minutes!?!?! I groaned. Angela knows the school better than I do. Then I had an idea.
"Angela?" I asked.
"Yeah?" she asked.
"Is there a bibliothek here?"
"Of course there is. All colleges have a library. Follow me." she said, and we quickened our walking speed, almost running.
"The bibliothek is through these doors." Angela sagte while pointing to the double doors.
As we went in, there were at least 200 shelves of books. I looked around. I would definetely spend most my time in here in the future.

"So what exactly are we looking for?"...

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New Story - Switched

posted by patrisha727

Hey Du guys. Du may know me here for the story Evening star, sterne and Amore. But this is an exclusive story that can only be read on the link I hope Du guys would like to read "Switched". Here's a little summary:

Bella schwan is a usual student in the small town of Forks. A new student comes along, and seemed to be hiding something huge. But Bella is also hiding something. But like forbidden love, they connect. Then on one April's Fool's Day, a mystical prank caused Edward and Bella to change bodies. While Carlisle tries to find the cure, Edward and Bella discovers the secrets behind their personal lives...

I hope Du guys would want to read it. Plz Mitmachen my spot and read from there! Thx!
BTW: The link of "Switched" is up.

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Zoey M. Cullen Chapter 13

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Some one came up behind and started to put there arms around me just as I flew into the air. I flew up so fast that I landed behing him and wrapped my arms around him. I started laughing, Emmett started laughing sort of but he was saying oww. Bella was trying to sneek up on but I truned around and sagte "Hi Bella!" We all started laughing accept me. Emmett your sorta of squeezing to hard. Emmett was now carriering me acroos the stream. I was starting to get sick cause Emmett was squeezing me too hard. Emmeett, if Du squeeze me any tighter I puke! I was so full, I over did it with the moutain...

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Zoey McDaniel Chapter 10 Seth's POV part 2 sorta

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Seth's POV
I was at the Cullen's house waiting for Zoe to come back home. All the sudden Edward jumped up. Edward started panicking, Bella grabbed his hand trying to make him stand still. Edward, what is wrong?- Bella ket asking. It's Zoey, she has been shot! I was freaking out. What do Du mean Zoey has been shot. I asked Edward, I couldn't grasped it. Collin is will be here in 3 minutes, Bella get on the phone with everyone. I have to go set up everything. He ran up stairs, I folloed him. What can I do?? I asked in a worried tone. I don't know. Bella came into the room and hannded him the...

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Zoey McDaniel Chapter 9 Part 2

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Before we went Home we went to the store. I needed to fix my self up before. I was also scared of vampire bites. Du think I would be use to vampire bites since I have been biten twice already. "okay, Du need some gauz, neosporn and some guaz tape Seth sagte as he was hitting his finger with his other finger". Do Du think the come in Farben I asked. "I don't know but we can look for some Seth said". We found the guaz. What color should we get I asked excitedly? Du mean Du not us. sagte Seth. The blood that was dripping down my leg was now drying. Here is some limette, lime green quaz Seth point...

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Amore - Ch. 7 - A Visitor

posted by patrisha727

one for today! ^_^

I unpacked my things in about 20 minutes. There wasn't so many things to unpack in the first place. I only brought my clothes, some of my books, and toiletries. After I was done, I looked out of the window again, and saw the skyline of Juneau's sunset. It was beautiful up in the north. I missed Home too. There was a computer Weiter to my bed, so I decided to turn it on and see if Renee sent any emails. Alice was looking in her closet for some outfits to wear tommorrow. I ignored her.

The computer started up about 10 times faster than my actual computer. I smiled when I saw...

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Liebe Bites Chapter 3

posted by TwilightNerd6

Sorry this one is up late ive been busy with Netball training and stuff like that.
Sorry it's a bit long.

"You know how I sagte that I would be back in five days?"He asked.
"Yes?"I sagte confused.
"There's a change of plans, were going to be back a little earlier than we planned."He explained to me softly.
"What do Du mean?"I asked. I felt like escaping but Alice and Rosalie would catch me so there really was no point.
"That means since your missing me so much, were on our way home."He anwsered my Frage like he was an angel.
"You are?"I sagte with my thoughts all messed up.
"Yes, were running back...

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Chapter Ten: White spitze

posted by UchihaYuki

Sorry it took me so extremely long to post this chapter, I've been and still on a trip with my family[ugh] but anyways here it is <3

-Yuki<3

“Jaake…Wake up” Nessie sagte sweetly as she kissed his cheek trying to wake him up “mmm, What time is it Ness?” he mumbled into his pillow, she grinned “It’s 7:30am… I’ve been up since 6, Mommy, Alice and I are going shopping, so I just thought I’d wake Du up and tell Du good morning and that I Liebe you..” Jacob flopped from his side to lay on his back so he could see Nessie, he smiled at the sight of her sweet smiling face and...

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This could be the end (Chapter 3 The Cult)

posted by Edwardlover93

before I start I just want to say thank Du to my friend Alicelover92 and also princesspinkla for helping me with my writers block thank Du and also Stassja thank Du for your brill Kommentar :)

Chapter 3 The cult

“What Du on about.?” I was shaking with anger. How dare she say what I am and what I'm not. “forget you”
I walked away from her, suddenly James was in front of me, smirking at me. He had a evil glint in his eyes then he slowly vanished.
I had to get out of here.
By the time I come back it will be to late. I was walking down the empty straße the sun had set already. How long have...