Twilight-Serie Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. Du know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in Liebe with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will Du come Home to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have Du ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s hemd, shirt and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

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Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in Liebe with Edward thing. She sagte it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh oder better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let Du know how it all turns out Weiter time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

kittykat89, jelly14 and 1 other like this

alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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The Darkest Kind ...Chapter 1...

posted by House_Of_Night_

This is the start of chaper 1.

hope u enjoy, i dont think the start is that good but when i get all of chapter one put up, you'll understand it more.

New Life

I wasn’t sure, how my life was going to turn out. Whether I was going to become the actress, I always wanted to be, oder whether I was going to live on the straße and root away. But I was not expecting to be apart of a deadly gang, not just any ordinary gang, but a blood sucking vampire gang. Erik came over and took my hand. I cringed away. We were in a dark ally way. Erik’s friends, Laurent, Emmet, Janelle and Victoria were putting...

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The Darkening ( Alternative Version of Eclipse) end of chapter 1

posted by paniclover21

Well at least I wasn’t the one pushing the boundaries this time. If Edward wanted Mehr of me then I would give it to him. I wasn’t complaining. He then started moving his hand further up, going over my chest and then slid back down and he left his hand under my bra line. I opened my eyes in pure shock to find his open too. He smiled.

“Did Du decide to rethink your boundaries?” I asked breathless again.

“ Did I do something Du didn’t want me to do?” He asked alarmed.

“ No, it was nice actually” I sagte blushing a deep ruby.

He stroked my crimson cheek as he answered.

“I’m...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 6

posted by lollipopszx3

Memories

Aro :: Well that was a satisfing meal.

Gianna :: Barely.

Aro :: *ignoring Gianna* Tourist taste way better though.

Caius :: I agree.

Me :: Well emos cut themselves... They don't have as much blood as everyone else.

Aro :: *sighs* Good waste of blood.

Alec :: Yeah...

Jane :: Can we go now back to Italy? I want some fresh blood.

Me :: NO! Du may not go back to Italy yet!

Jane :: Why is that?

Me :: Because Alec is not my mate yet. *tear*

Jane :: Well we're going to be waiting here forever!

Mysterious voice :: No we're not!

Gianna :: Who sagte that? *looks around*

Mysterious voice :: I did!

*mysterious...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 5

posted by lollipopszx3

Thirsty

Me :: Hi!! What's up?

Gianna :: Who are Du talking to?...?

Me :: My readers...

Jane :: No fudging reader likes your story. NOW LET US FREE!!

Me :: *sniffle sniffle* Why are Du so mean?

Aro :: Little girl...dear... you've been keeping us here for 4 chapters. I think Jane is thirsty.

Me :: Oh that's it? Well I could fix that.

Jane :: Yes. Come a little closer.

Me :: Uh... no thanks. I want Alec to change me but not yet.

Jane :: WHAT?? Du keep me here and Du won't even let me have a taste?? I don't care how bad Du are. Just come!!!!!

Me :: Bad?? Psh. Not even.... Du want something to eat?

Volturi...

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black moon readers!

posted by joe-edwardfan

i was just bored and i thought thats the same way edward feels towards bella so i just uploaded it! hope u like it!

Hey guys!
first of all i wanted to thank Du all for the support over the 21 chaps.
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so im gonna give Du some names Du should pick one!(each name has a different story there not the same)
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so dont forget to tell me this really is important to me
so here are the names:

1.broken heart...

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traced

posted by ParamoreFreak

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2.) Can Du Save Us!?
Later that night, after Rick and Phil ate, Rick let Phil be alone Von himself in his room. Phil didn't know what to do, I mean he knows all this demonic stuff now so...what was he suppossed to do? How will his life change-if it changes it all? What will happen next? Only time would tell for Rick and Phil both. Rick was in the living room, watching TV, wondering what Phil was doing, while Phil was sitting on the guest bed, wondering what to do. Phil had no idea how he was gonna explain to his parents, and maybe even his sister,...

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NEW MOON SOUNDTRACK RELEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TWILIGHTERS AND TWIHARDS PLEASEEE READ.

posted by lexie2635

Well twilighters todays the Tag Du DEMANDED.The twilight saga New Moon sound track is in today.So as most of Du know HOT TOPIC is having a LISTENG PARTEYYYYYYYY TONIGHT AT 7 NATON WIDEEEEEEEE!Exciting right.So at about 3 pm today i went to the mall to go to Hot Topic. OMG.so much new NEW MOON things.Edwards JAKET ,and Bella's Jacket. I had to touch them. New shirts,Edward umbrella,book marks,and more.So the first thing i pick up was the soundtrack.But i reallyyyyyy wanted Paramore's new cd BRAND NEW EYES. I've listened to the album like a thousond times and HAD to own it.But both PARAMORE...

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black moon chap 21

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 21
I WANT TO THANK LEISHA4 FOR HELPING ME.WITHOUT HER I WOULDN’T HAVE gepostet CHAP 21 SO SOON CAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO CONTINUE MY STORY.
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When his hands touched mine an electric current flashed through my body something so strong,something I wasn’t familiar with.
I held his hand tighter in mine then I felt his cool breath on my neck,I tore my gaze from are hands and looked him in the eyes,his beautiful eyes that made my weak human herz to rip its way out of my chest.then I realized I was falling for him again so I pulled my hand from his and sat on the bed.
Why am I so stupid.whats...

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moonshining nightday part 13

posted by leisha4

ok so i know that carrie ann sagte that she wasnt going to write this story any time soon but i got her notes and im improvising so most of this Artikel will be my work but carrie anns ideas.
but enjoy anyway this is part 13 and its short, and _madz_ this is the part i told Du about jake...

part 12
“Where is she?” Tara demanded glaring at hem.
“Gone for a walk ... oder that’s what she sagte anyway. Went hunting oder something she muttered it so quietly I wasn’t quite sure what she said, sorry.” Kris muttered
“Where exactly did she go ... I want a word with her. She comes to our land...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 3

posted by lollipopszx3

Let's play Kicking!

Alec :: Your not burning her! *steps in front of Gianna*

Me :: Can we at least try?

Alec :: Of course not! Du want to try go try it on some of your human friends.

Me :: Hmm... That's not a bad idea....

ViAnne :: Um... bye. *runs before I get an idea*

Me :: Oh... she thought I was going to... oh... that's a good idea! Damnit. She's gone.

Bella :: Du are so evil.

Me :: And that's one of the many reasons why I should be with the Volturi.

Heidi :: What are the other ones?

Me :: Um... I just want to Mitmachen them okay?? Stop making me feel bad!

Heidi :: I'm not...

Me :: *sticks tongue* You...

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Into the Shadow-Chapter

posted by twilight_james

Sorry I know I havent written for a while my internets been down so just bär with me!
Chapter 4
(Edwards POV)
Our meetings continued, we met, kissed, talked and ate. It was annoying about how she had to go and leave as soon as we had finished, and I didn’t even know who those crazy Vampire were. This pattern continued for a very long time before I got sick of it. Even then, I just thought that maybe I was missing Carlisle. It never really ticked in my head that I had to know who those Vampire were.

So we went to visit Carlisle. We travelled round the world before we finally found him. He...

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Du know your obsessed with Twilight when...

posted by Swhit2

Du KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT WHEN:

1.You see a silver Volvo flying down the straße and yell, "Edward come back!"

2.You ask your boyfriend to rub ice on your lips before he kisses you.

3.You walk around thinking,'I know what Du
are' encase Edward is nearby.

4.You approach a wolf without taking precaution.

5.You put the name on your Myspace as, Mrs.Cullen.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

6.When Du are Lesen this article!

lol! I hope Du all enjoyed! Please Kommentar and rate. TEAM EDWARD!!!

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Inseperable

posted by RenesmeeFan

Du promised me that
every time we touch
Du will never release your hold
your hold on to me
your hold on to reality

Du promised me that
no matter what happens
Du will comfort my aura
my aura of my stress
my aura of my mind

Du promised me that
my feelings for Du
would never change
never change from love
never change from us

Du promised me that
nothing would ever
be serious in life
that life was a game
but that I was the dice

Du promised me that
though we come from seperate worlds
no one could hold us back
hold us back from fate
hold us back from destiny

And as I look around the room
I realise
that all of us
in our own two intertwined minds
are Inseperable.

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secrets chapter 13

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

"finally" i said

i finally finished buying all the things i will be needing tomorrow.i walk toward my car,opened the door and got inside.i started the engine .i am driving to the house now.i looked at my wrist watch,it is already 5:04 pm.i sighned.i thought i could finish the shopping trip before 4:00 pm.the road is already dark.i am driving very fast to get Home fast.

i arrived at the house after a few minutes.i walked towards the house and open the door .i went inside and walked around finding the house empty.

"where could they be?"i asked myself.

i started walking to my room now.when i...

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Renn and Jakes Life chapter 18.

posted by WritenOnTheSand

The car is kühler now that jake is out. I know that being alone is not exactly what I need but I want it. Besides I may not exactly be alone anyways.

I have found that I am always feeding my self to the sharks in everything I do. I am always making a stupid and childish decision. That could be becasue technicly I am still a child, but still.

The little Forks grocery store seems so over powering today. I walk inside and head towards the carts. I try to think of extra things that I don't need to delay me from having to get what I am really here for. Some how I can't find anything else I need....

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sisters chapter 4

posted by anna0789

bella's pov

i slept really well the melody was amazing i hope that the pianist play every night ,i hope that i get to meet him

i change into some jeans and a blue polo tshirt
today again rose insisted to do my make up while she told me about emmet i was really surprize usually boys were the one that fall for rose not the other way around
"i can't believe it Du hadn't spoke about yourself in 15 Minuten only about emmet Du must really like him" i sagte teasingly
she slap my arm
"yeah i do he is just"
someone knock at the door and it was alice! i hug her
"hi alice"
"hi bella Du are so lucky to...

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Into the Shadow-Chapter 3

posted by twilight_james

(End of chapter 2)
In fact, everything was better after that. There was no Mehr running, and we hunted together, night after night. But when we were not hunting, she was back with those vampires. I wished i knew what they were. But I was happy with my Jane, was I not?

(chapter 3)
(Jane's POV)
I had just listened to one of Aro's lectues, about how we are not allowed to go with other Vampire unless they want to Mitmachen the Volturi. I tuned out, and wondered where I would be hunting btonight. I thought I might try the prisons, apparently there were some really good ones out of Volterra (Aro won't allow...

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Samantha's Story chapter 2

posted by surfergal

I layed on the deck for about ten Minuten until I couldn't take it anymore, I had to see the beach. I got down Von myself from the ladder. I went and put on a t-shirt and shorts and called Oakley to see if he would answer his phone. He did. I was lucky.
Hey Oak. Can Du come pick me up and take me to the beach? I ask him.
Yeah sure. I'll be there soon. He said.
Cool thanks. Bye. I said.
I went and told mom and dad that Oakley was taking me to the beach. Dad told me not to get my cast wet and not to get any sand down in it. I sagte I wouldn't and I figured that would be hard to do but I didn't...

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My herz Underground One-Shot

posted by lollipopszx3

Edward slow down!" I screamed as his needle pointed a little over 100. "Why Bella? I thought Du loved the speed and the indredredaline." "That's you..."

"Oh yeah... well first tell me Du Liebe me then I'll slow down." "I Liebe Du my Edward... NOW SLOW DOWN!" A motocycle wasn't safe... expecially one that was going 100 miles per hour!

"Yeah... can Du take my helm off... it's really blocking my view." I did what I was told. Well if I wanted him to slow down I had to do it. I put his helm on my head but he still didn't slow down. "EDWARD MASEN CULLEN! Du BETTER SLOW DOWN RIG...." I sagte before...

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Who is Charlie Bewley?

posted by gossipgirlstar2

We all claim to Liebe mysterious men but when we are handed one we are baffled and trip over ourselves trying to figure them out. Case in point, The Twilight Saga: New Moon actor Charlie Bewley. Hollywood.com has an Artikel up about the mysterious, ageless, storyless star, sterne who opens up about traveling to Italy and his Ansichten on Rob's Twilight fame.

On Italy: "Italy was a dream. Very surreal. I think everyone there, no matter who it was, Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, [director] Chris Weitz oder anyone else would say that it was an experience that they may never go through again. The hospitality of the whole thing, the way they treated us, the whole setting was so magnificent."

On Rob: "Rob, I feel sorry for him a little bit. I feel for him, because he’s like a paparazzi fugitive right now. He can’t leave his house. He’s the most photographed person in the world."