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Here with me, I’ve got 99 facts!

Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
Guys hate other flirts.
A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.
When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
Are Du doing something?” oder “Have Du eaten already?” are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
When a guy really likes...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i'm going to tell Du a story!
Mrs.green: Class today is friday and this is your last peried but still doesn't give Du the right to slack off! ARE WE CLEAR!
Class: YES MA'AM!
Cheral:Hi i'm Cheral this is my class i'm in the seventh grade and it's been a fun year!
Tabbi:Hi i'm new in the class i have only been here for a week and it's been fun! my rival here is cheral we sometimes have a fight with umm braging in it it's a never win oder lose fight its one of those that Du hate.
Cheral:Do Du have that one girl that Du don't like naturaly its not that we figght about whose better its that...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a stier, bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize stier, bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact Du to drive out after me and haul it home.”

The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write oder draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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posted by 2dolphn97
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of Du do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps Du guys, GREAT! if anyone has any Fragen most likely i will be Mehr than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Gemini.
Your element: Air
Your ruling planets: Mercury
Symbol: The Twins
Your stone: Aquamarine
Life Pursuit: To explore a little bit of everything.
Vibration: Intense mental energy
Gemini's Secret Desire: To be ahead of the crowd


Description:
In ancient Greek mythology, Gemini's ruler - Mercury, was the light-footed messenger of the gods who darted back and forth across the heavens delivering news - which might explain why those born under the sign of the 'Twins' are always on the move; thirsty for knowledge and new experiences. Terminally curious and sometimes even mischievous, Geminis are...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Don't say we are bitches unless u want our brothers to come after u.

2. If we say we Liebe u u better say it back oder u better ente and run.

3. If u hit us trust me when i say u just drove into fuckville.

4. When we ask u to "give us some space" u better get as far as u can.

5. If u cheat on us u may want to hide and stay hiden.

6. *4 middle school kids* If Du want to get serious like in bett serious u have to be jokeing oder high oder SOMETHING!

7. If we say we're pissed off keep the hell out of our way.

8. *keep in mind* never and i mean NEVER say that we need to calm down.

9. *important* NEVER TELL US WHAT TO DO! NEVER!!!

10. Be sure to remind us that we're beautiful because we can be insecure.

11. When we ask if these pants make our butts look big AWAYS SAY NO!!

12. Sometimes we just want to be huged oder some wa to know u Liebe us.
posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. Du have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets Du a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If Du want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if Du are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Du can get
to Mitmachen in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department Von sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as Du see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that Du just wanna schlagen, punsch in the face , then someohow , Du end up in a relationship with them , Du fall in Liebe , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing Du want to burn either (:]) Well if Du still have feelings for that person im gonna help Du get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap Du guys (: , ohk so Du could first start off Von doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave Du on feuer ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why Du shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 Sekunden flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. Du know stuff about tanks

4. A five Tag vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. Du can open all your own jars

7. Old Friends don't give Du crap if you've gained weight

8. Your arsch is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A bier gut does not make Du invisible to the opposite sex

11. Du can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. Du can kill your own...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are Du tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep Du entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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1)Devise a secret code with your Friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask Fragen so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s Fragen in slow motion 2)Answer Fragen only with one word
3)Scream Zufällig words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” oder “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer Fragen in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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Du know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your Favorit character from star, sterne Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled Von Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, oder Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your Favorit female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by meow_girl
*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true Friends Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the gitarre player (Billy strahl, ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I Liebe Du all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about Du man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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posted by phangirl2009
Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have Du ever noticed good news...
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Being locked in a walk-in closet must get boring...

Somethings to do to pass time;

- kreuz dress.

- Make faces in the mirror.

- Make a mannequin out of something, dress it up, and throw a tee party.

- See how long Du can walk in the most uncomfortable shoes.

- Dress in the opposite of your style.

- Try to touch the ceiling.

- [Like a pile of leaves] Make a pile of clothes and run and dive into it.

- See which clothes are edible.

- See if Du find anything misc. that really just shouldn't be in a closet.

- If Du do, lay it all out and try to see what it does.

- Make ropes Von tying shirts/pants/dresses together, and hang them from the ceiling, and swing, schaukel from one to another, yelling like Tarzan.

- Reorganize Von colour.
posted by ilovepenguins
1) If Liebe is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Du believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Hunde Liebe to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Du if Du blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a baum falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were...
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posted by jedigal1990
okay i decided to write an Artikel to grip about things on here that really bug me if Du don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an Artikel about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight trödel, schrott, junk-e- on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then Du wonder why we get upset believe it oder not some of us don't like twilight so Bewegen on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

second gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer oder spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every Frage with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what Du repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what Du repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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