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johnnydlover aw poor rain

ShiningsTar542 Why?

carsfan Awwwwwww..... :(

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Nature

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Panda Porn

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Killer pfannkuchen

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LOL

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shoo da whoop sparta style

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Can ya read this?

posted by RealBenTennyson

See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and Du can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter Von istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?

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How to be a Retard Online

posted by MarMar_XigLux

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring Du riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: Du crave attention, Du absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, Du may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because Von being a retard online Du can get all the attention Du need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If Du want to be a retard Du must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

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who wants to play the weakest link?

posted by merlinfanatic

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect.
Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:
If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.
2 : If Du overtake the last...

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice Tag To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the gras, grass to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot Mehr fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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It'd be nice to be skinny

posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, Du can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If Du wanna gain a little weight all Du have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks Du what your size is oder how much Du weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when Du think of women Du think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM Von Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the Zeigen is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If Du look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", oder perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Are Du online too much?

posted by cute20k

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells Du a joke and Du say "LOL".

3. Du watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. Du have called out someone's screen name while making Liebe to your significant other.

5. Du keep begging your Friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. Du have to get a 2d phone line just so Du can call pizza Hut.

9. Du go into labour and Du stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

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20 Funny Zitate

posted by invadercalliope

I hope Du enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and Du failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail Du out of jail, a best friend will be sitting Weiter to Du saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the ufer like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made Du smile
8:Clear as a glocke my nody sagte "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...

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I'm bored, so here are 34 Zufällig facts about me.

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

34 Zufällig facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. Musik is my life.

6. I Liebe to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I Liebe to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I Liebe to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer oder dancer when I'm older.

13. straße dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When Du turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If Du have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
Du cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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What's the difference bewteen Friends and Best friends?

posted by -RandomChick-

FRIENDS: Lend Du their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat oder drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why Du have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Von Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, Von Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail Du out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting Weiter to Du sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen Du cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else Du cried...just laugh about it with Du in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...

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Zodiac:Cancer

posted by KitkatKaysa

CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel safe, sicher (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled Von the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...

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My apology to Cassie-1-2-3

posted by youknowit101

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If Du don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of Du probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green Tag is one of my Favorit bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon sagte what he sagte about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the Fans on both sides...