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johnnydlover aw poor rain

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carsfan Awwwwwww..... :(

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the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis – Jäger der Finsternis on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that Angel – Jäger der Finsternis sits on my shoulder
whispers into my herz
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis appears to Du in form of desire
Du float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Du jump about
cos Du cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel – Jäger der Finsternis with her good intensions
will make Du fly
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du cry
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du feel how others feel
so Du can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 Friends who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A Tag dont go Von Du dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF Du do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta Du XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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fangs and pelz

posted by hotice

" I know what Du want from me.you want me to tell Du my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to Du . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell Du i could get a lot of people around me hurt " sagte the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what Du will tell me today " sagte the man .

"Alright but Du will not like what i tell Du .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " sagte the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if Du want hear Mehr . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

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For the JOB HUNTERS~~~ "Do Nots For Interviws"

posted by scarlet009

♥♥♥.............again found this.not Von me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger oder a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American oder Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance oder anything else that might be considered ......

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Subcultures: Industrial.

posted by I_love_Mikey

Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how Du chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what Du feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what Du do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i Liebe the way Du know
who Du are and to me it's exciting
when Du know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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Story of a vampire girl ch 3

posted by Fangirl99

As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...

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Dreams are the only place where our Liebe survives! Pt. 4 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

LOVE them :D

Angela's POV

Days passed one Von one, and my Liebe for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a Jahr since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much gelee girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me Mehr every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...

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A really bad Tag

posted by boomerlover

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps Weiter to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy Du another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This Tag is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police sagte that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bett with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, Du Zeigen up and drink my poison."

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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your abendessen with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in Zufällig spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone Du meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Mysterious Liebe chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few Stunde I fell asleep and woke up Von the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a hemd, shirt that had some sort of Titel on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old Converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are Du doing here aren't Du supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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100 Reasons why Du Liebe her

posted by Milorox18

1. I Liebe the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Liebe the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Liebe the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Liebe the way Du look at me.

5. I Liebe how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Liebe the way I can’t imagine a Tag without Du in my life.

7. I Liebe the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Liebe the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Liebe the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Liebe how I know you’ll always be there when I need Du to be.

11....

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, Du answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, Du answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, Du answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, Du say “is that so?”
5. If Du so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher Du did not turn in your homework because Du were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When Du walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a kühler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up Liste is on my schreibtisch for the part Du would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up Liste on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a kreis that had its two sides gently compressed Von a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When Du sleep over never boss me around in bett unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If Du don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” oder “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If Du want sex, just ask. (In case Du didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by Milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with Mehr than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Du busy?" oder "Are Du doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Nutzername Ideas (The majority are either dark oder emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here Du go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here Von my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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67 cute and funny things... (GIRLS ONLY!!)

posted by Dreamer4eva

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes Du make me so mad i wanna throw Du in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style Du wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...