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yamiXyugi I always knew they were real! O.O

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Arthur Mole`s Art

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Me and Lexi a while Vor

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Funny Signs

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look at dat smileeee..

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Interview from an Animal Shelter (Please read)

posted by ITF

Pete

As a journalist, I decided to go to the animal, and interview some of the "inmates". I wanted to know what it was like in there from their perspective. What follows is not for the faint of heart.

I entered the building, and one of the workers accompanied me to the holding area. This is where Hunde are kept before they are allowed up for adoption. IF they are allowed up for adoption. If the Hunde are found to be aggressive in any way, euthanasia is employed. Fortunately, if "fortunately" is the word to be used here. In this establishment, and they use lethal injection, not a gas chamber.

The shelter...

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advice?

posted by hetaliaitaly

If your someone that hates being alone oder just feels they dont fit in then maybe Du will understand what i mean.

Lots of peope think they would Liebe to change lots of things about there life but really what would Du change? i would change how people treat me and this why ok! if Du have ever been depressed Du will understand what i mean people think just because Du have one happy Tag with a friend means your back to normal.

But really one happy Tag with a friend wont make all your problems go away being alone hurts alot Mehr than it sounds infact being alone is the one feeling some people...

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The Lonley Little Girl part 5 (scary dream)

posted by adaug

Taylor's POV:
The Weiter night I had a bad dream,I did all week,But Friday's scared me most:
I dreamed I stood in the kitchen,The lights were kinda blueish blackish.I heard a guy say:
Guy:Hello Taylor.
The guy was my dad
Taylor:DAD?*Turns around*What?
Dad:STOP!If Du step any closer,Lizzy...DIES!
Taylor:NO!!!LIZZY!!!
Dad:Taylor,Since the police saw that there was my finger prints.I will be going to prison tomorrow!So I wanna make this last!One way to keep your friend ALIVE,Is to walk outside...Barefoot...And stay all night!GOOD BYE!*Disappears*
I woke up,Opened the door,Walked down the hall,outside.Gulping,I stepped out.It was very cold!It was snow!I couldn't do it!But I had to!
*morning at recess*Nobody's POV
Lizzy:TAYLOR!WHERE ARE YOU?WE'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERY WHERE!*Sees Taylor and gasps*Taylor?
*Shakes*Taylor!WAKE UP!!Whats this?*Sees a scratch*AMY!!MRS AMY!!

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Eminem

posted by kassilove

When I was “CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET, I found an old CD of Eminem aka “THE REAL SLIM SHADY”. I started listening to it and “SANG FOR THE MOMENT". I have always been a “STAN” of Eminem and WITHOUT HIM(ME) I think I might LOSE MYSELF(YOURSELF). And, “TILL I COLLAPSE” I want to fly like a “MOCKING BIRD” oder even better as “SUPERMAN, because “WHEN IM GONE” I want to let everyone know that my life was “BEAUTIFUL”. I am “NOT AFRAID” to hit “ROCK BOTTOM” because I was born “LIKE A TOYSOLDEIR

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help with YOUR pranks

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The "Rick Roll" Hotline: 772-257-4501

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Have your Friends call 772-257-4501 for a special message from a certain 80's musician...
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April Fools Tag Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033

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Celebrate our Favorit holiday (or any Tag for that matter) with the April Fool's Tag Assistance Hotline: 413-497-0033. Perfect for pranks!
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Prankster's Assistant Hotline: 781-452-0842

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Use the Prankster's Assistant Hotline for your pranks! 781-452-0842.
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The Urgent Message Hotline: 240-258-4005

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Why can't I own a Canadian?

posted by Cantwait4book5

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses Guter Rat to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she sagte that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned Von a east coast resident, which was gepostet on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank Du for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share...

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Tears before Joy

posted by xSiVePux

I wait...

for 2 years long to reach my happiness, an unaswered Frage has been solved out Von the miracle of its own.

I never feel so happy unlike when I was 12-13 years old, those number is a crack of my flaw and the sorrow of my life but in return...
I always got stabbed in the back Von those foolish mortals.

Those things were all just my past, those hurtful memories begun to fade away from my scene but the scar on my herz still marked its pain.
When will it heal for sure? when will this agony vanish forever?

well the answer was this,

More pain I got when I broke my eyes, unfortunately it has happened...

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The definition of LOVE!

posted by demon_wolf

noun, verb, loved, lov·ing.
–noun
1.
a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2.
a feeling of warm personal attachment oder deep affection, as for a parent, child, oder friend.
3.
sexual passion oder desire.
4.
a person toward whom Liebe is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.
5.
(used in direct address as a term of endearment, affection, oder the like): Would Du like to see a movie, love?
6.
a Liebe affair; an intensely amorous incident; amour.
7.
sexual intercourse; copulation.
8.
( initial capital letter ) a personification of sexual affection, as Eros oder Cupid.
9.
affectionate concern for the...

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Simlover4 Antwort your Fragen about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some Fragen about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell Du the Antwort

first, Du can NOT see polar bears in the straße and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know Du won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is Lesen this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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A Mini Fic I'd Like Criticism On

posted by InvaderStorm

He leaned against the wall, herz thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything Du have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you stahl, stola my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....