Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the Weiter table.
Turn around every thirty-seven Sekunden to the people at the Weiter tabelle and ask them if your sitz is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever Du see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tabelle and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time Du take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tabelle itself; and make sure to make...
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