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posted by Gothheart13
True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
Du Liebe me.
Girl:
I Liebe you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can Du take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
Tag in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If Du would do the same for the
person Du love.THANK YOU
posted by jessicamc26
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right Weiter to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer sagte "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer sagte "Don't know, haven't caught one yet."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little pony Fan Fiction. If Du do not like multi-colored horses, run away before it's too late.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, Von the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana...
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posted by poulamikundu
When is 99 Mehr than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when Du run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 Minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can Du never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose Du had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should Du choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to Bewegen a 2 ton machine with out...
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posted by Milorox18
A True Boyfriend:


When she walks away from Du mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, KISS her

When she pushes Du oder hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, KISS her and tell her Du Liebe her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When Du see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When Du see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When Du see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder,...
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posted by stefani_n13
How to Survive the Bewegen to Middle School

By beinggirl Teen Autor Lindsay



For some people, going into a new grade is a hard thing to do. Some of Du girls who are Lesen this right now are probably even going into a new school. If Du want to survive, there are three things to keep in mind; have great Friends Von your side, know what’s ahead of you, and stay out of trouble. Want to know how? When Du think about it, it’s easy.



Having a good friend to be there for Du is the easy part. If Du be yourself, you’re bound to make tons of Friends who care about you. Or, if Du just look around...
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We all tend to think that the pranks we played on our Friends and the wild things we did are the only sweet memories we can cherish about our high school days. Well, we all are wrong. What about the silly fights with our teachers, the baseless complaints and nagging and most of all the funny mistakes we commit in our test and exam papers. Some of those mistakes were made to intentionally bluff them, but most of them were innocent blunders.

Here are some examples of bold mistakes we also must have committed in our course of taming English.

English:-

He is a girl.

The bowels are a, e, i, o, u and...
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it's totally RANDOM...
**shale we start :P

1. Where were Du 3 hours ago?
2. Who are Du in Liebe with?
3. Have Du ever eaten a crayon?
4. Is there anything rosa within 10 feet of you?
5. When is the last time Du went to the mall?
6. Are Du wearing socks right now?
7. Do Du have a car worth over $2,000?
8. When was the last time Du drove out of town?
9. Have Du been to the Filme in the last 5 days?
10. Are Du hot?
11. What was the last thing Du had to drink?
12. What are Du wearing right now?
13. Do Du wash your car oder let the car wash do it?
14. Last Essen that Du ate?
15. Where were Du last week...
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posted by new2
First Of All I like to Give examples of what i'm talking about
EX: Shall I like Miley cyrus for climb then i should like her personality ,taking all the package .
She Got nude vorwärts-, nach vorn in future Shall I still support her to death
oder Why?

other point people
there are different genres of Musik ,but teenager oder Fans go for pop most of all.
Like MJ Fans
When i checked his song i didn't get amazed ,it's like Lesen newspaper it's not arranged like regular songs
Most of his songs he screams out loud ,not a song ,it's Mehr like shouting in streets.
&his Fans are crazy ,love every single stuff about him

I Didn't Mean to Insult anybody Just Thinking

Why I can't get respectable Zeigen oder artist

why there is nudity ?

oder fame depends on that
wear unsuitable clothes oder grabbing crotch .
Von telling me it was a Zeigen & they were Schauspielen only
how i can believe reality?
Why I Should accept that?

I fed up with all of that
posted by TheMyths
My opinion on what vegans say,"eating meat is disgusting." But that isn't really true.We're omnivores,that's what we do naturally,eating plant and animals.If Du want to force your beliefs on someone,do it to a tiger.
Then I thought,all life actually is sacred.But Humans were designed to eat meat.That is how God made us.Or if Du are atheist,it's scientifically true.Both ways.
But Du can believe what ever Du want.This is just my opinion.People believe different things.That's part of makes us all special.
posted by hetaliaitaly
something un happy they fight so hard
they fight to see the ones they love
not ever knowing when oder how but one Tag some how
will find out how
bombs and Pistolen Pferde and them
all leave together but rest in the end
the fight of honor
the fight for friends
all the things that matter in the end

some will live some will fall
a hero is made in the hearts of them all
the white flag wont be raised not until the peace is made
children cry knowing why there brothers and loved
ones leave for them so they may live in the end

smoke and ash feuer and blood covered Von cries
of the ones on death life and things that come...
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posted by orangeturnip
I’m so far out
Beyond purpose oder doubt
If I reach the edge
Will I fall oder loop
Not much further to the edge of reason.

Take me , leave me , help me
I’m gonna crash , I’m gonna die
If I reach the edge
Will I float oder revert
Not much further to the edge of reason.

My veins are popping
My heads gonna implode
If I reach the edge
I feel there’s no way back
Not much further

There’s no reason
What’s the point
I’ve reached the edge
I’m not dead oder alive
I’m at the edge of reason.
posted by iamjune
Okay, so I will be talking about something that happened yesterday.. I was inside my school bus, and that when I was watching YouTube on my phone, I noticed that most students from the other school bus (there in bus #230), where in a big crowd outside of our school bus. Then, the other students and the bus driver noticed all of them too, and then a lot of Mehr students who ride the bus 230, came outside to line up too, they said, to the bus driver that they came outside to our bus because they didn’t see there bus driver.
The bus driver sagte that he couldn’t fit all of them in our bus,...
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posted by nmdis
"Quiet"


I hear what you're not saying
It's driving me crazy
It's like we stopped breathing in this room
We're both last to be leaving
I know what you're thinking
I wish you'd make your Bewegen

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm hearing myself thinking too clear
It's too quiet in here
Make it all go away
Why can't we break this silence
Finally

It's like Du know where I'm going
Du follow me Home but
I never invite Du inside
I see what you're not Wird angezeigt
I've got Du alone but
The air is so still it's weird

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm...
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest Frage to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when Du have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n Stunde and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for Du to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when Du get calm fall out of you...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
In life, there will always be people that Du don't like, that don't like you. But that's one of the challenges in life, being the bigger person, not letting someone else destroy your life.

For instance, there's two students in a class. The first one is attractive, popular. They're a horrible person, yet they have the school wound round their little finger.
The Sekunde student however, is the most beautiful person inside. They're intelligent, natural, yet they're unpopular, and don't have a lot of friends.
The teacher has a seating plan, and has put these two students Weiter to eachother. The first...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one Tag this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one Tag on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the tabelle of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one Tag even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
1. He tells someone

Is he interested? He likes Du if he tells a mutual friend that he wants to know Mehr about you, oder he asks other people who Du are and where you’re from. He is trying to act like he’s “just asking” but his Fragen indicate Mehr than a casual interest. And when he tells someone that he finds Du attractive, he probably knows that it will get back to you. He’s hoping it does.


2. The look

He gives Du a look that betrays his calm exterior. Even though he is across the room, “that look” he has says it all. It is sweeping, from your head to your toes, and then...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.at school when its lunch run around the school saying 'THE SKY IS FALLING RUN AWAY RUN WAY IT WILL CRUSH US ALL' in a dramatic voice.

2.in class stand at the front of the room and stare and everyone then shout 'WHAT ARE U LOSES STARING AT whatever it is it must be beautiful and handsom' do an amazing pose.

3.at a shopping mall ride up and down on the escalators and shout 'OMG THE GROUND IS MOVING ITS AN EARTHQUAKE RUN' and try running up the escalator thats going down.

4.in a shopping mall sit in the middle of an isle and sing a song.


5.at school go around hugging everyone of the same sex and...
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posted by saphire1031
These are 10 sure sighns that Du need mental help:

1) Du think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) Du make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) Du think your underwear will eat Du alive

4) Du speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) Du think a monkey
is living in Du toilet

6) Du think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I sagte PIE!!!

8) If Du scream that for no reason, well, Du know

9) If Du go to rob a store, then fake Du are an employee

10) If Du think Fanpop is pointless