1. I've got my bibliothek card and im checking Du out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are Du wearing Weltraum pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those kekse, cookies for sale?
5. Du must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are Du a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep Du in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. Du wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do Du like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)

Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards

Du know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!

Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, oder Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" oder had "girl power"!

But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, oder Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" oder he needs to "grow up"!

It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!

Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!

1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times.
.........3. say your crushes three times.
4. paste this to four other groups.
...If Du do this, your crush will KISS Du on the nearest Friday.
......But if Du read this and do not paste this, then Du
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSSee Mehr .. This works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i walk to school each Tag
There waiting there me
But not to Zeigen me Liebe they just want to crush My Dreams

I go and sit in class each day
Feeling out place
The people in the room with me
Wont give me one look of there face
I feel so alone at lunch
I sit Von myself
I wear black and i dont care
I have black nails
And some peicings here and there

Sometimes they just stare at me
As if i should just die
Everywhere everyday i fight the feelings of suicide
If life has no meaning then why do i try?.

i Liebe bananas but i mention that in
everything i do.......so........um.......

I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP


LET ME HEAR Du SAY


C.....................O....................W


wait that says cow?


well anyway i Liebe sheep


I've seen a schaf, schafe eat a banane


both of those things i love



I










LOVE










SHEEP!!!!




I














LOVE















BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!




WE















LOVE



















schaf, schafe AND BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





SO WRITE A Kommentar AND MAYBE BECOME
A Fan OF ME IF U REALLY LIKED IT




OH AND RATE HOW Zufällig IT IS OUT OF TEN



PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE



THANK Du AND I HOPE U WRITE A Kommentar AND BECOME
A Fan OF MY Artikel AND ME



GOODBYE

Pros

* No one can overhear your conversation
* Can get away with it while your Phone is on silent
* the use of smileys
* helps improve use of keyboard (in my opinion)
* can do it whenever
* takes the place of fone calls


Cons
* nosy peeps may read over your shoulder
* some people just dont know how to spell
* parent dont get why us teens are so addicted to this
*the person Du texted doesnt reply till the Weiter day:((



ok this was my first own idea Artikel and i wanna know if Du would still like a look inside my mind on what i think about things<33

TheBee

This is a poem I wrote :D

My beloved, let the leaves fall.
Yes! This leaf is beautiful. I shall treasure it.
Where are you? Oh, there Du are.
If Du Liebe me back, let another leaf fall.
*another leaf falls*
Thank you.
*Dad comes in*
Ignore the cacophony of my father's shrieks, darling.
I Liebe you.



























LOL... What did I just write?

Derp. My writer's block has been cured!


I wrote this because leaves kept falling and then I did weird things x3

Hey guyz this is a wonderful song i wrote i hope Du enjoy it!



why do Du not see me now? why am i just a blur? i have i have loved so..... i have always been to your snow....ey house and at the risk of things i wish Du would see i've already grown my wings i have been doing fine but Du have just crossed the line! i am not a toy i'm am not invisable! oh oh oh ...........how can i tell Du Liebe me now? how can i tell your the one i wanna be...with oh (x12) i have loved so much i have never gegeben up Du and never got in touch......why do Du not see me now? why do Du always look at the sky i'm right here right her i'm right here i am going to fly and be free Du are not the one i want to be....with me


song:spread my wings

"One Word Can Change Your Life...


HOPE"


This is just one saying that i hope will bring joy to people. There are people out there who feel like they've Lost it all, like they've gone through so much pain they have nothing left to lose. people want to give up their LIFE just because of the pain.
Please listen to me. The pain should not win, it should lose. Du need to fight back, Du need to be able to throw the pain away in the trash!
Almost every single person in this world is going through some kind of pain. No matter how big oder small the pain is, we need to fight it!
Come and hold my hand everyone! We will fight it together!