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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my Zufällig and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they sagte today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 Minuten of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so Von then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs Von saying the most Zufällig things that we can think about until the glocke rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Weiter year. Du can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have Du been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.

. . .

Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's Mehr than just half-retarded.

. . .

*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, safe, sicher seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.

. . .

Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher messer and stab the küche cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are Du done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .

Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s oder something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead Von now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
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POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay oder a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but Du might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider Du a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his Friends and family...
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