I link wrote about my Zufällig and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they sagte today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 Minuten of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so Von then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs Von saying the most Zufällig things that we can think about until the glocke rings.
Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Weiter year. Du can definitely tell why.
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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have Du been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.
. . .
Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's Mehr than just half-retarded.
. . .
*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, safe, sicher seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.
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Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher messer and stab the küche cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are Du done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .
Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s oder something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead Von now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
Their randomness is the result of the 15 Minuten of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so Von then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs Von saying the most Zufällig things that we can think about until the glocke rings.
Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring Weiter year. Du can definitely tell why.
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James: *Walks in after being gone for weeks*
Lunneman: And where have Du been, young man?
James: South Africa.
Lunneman: ...That's epic.
. . .
Lunneman: Do all of your note taking worksheets, if that's possible.
Mark: That's too much work!
Ty Leah: Yeah, especially for us half-retarded people!
Mark: I like to rub my neck..
Ty leah: Like him!
Lanni: Tye, I think he's Mehr than just half-retarded.
. . .
*David and Ty Leah are having a snap battle*
Lunneman: Who's that snapping?
*Both David and Ty Leah point to eachother*
Lunneman: Ty Leah, safe, sicher seat.
Ty Leah: But, he was snapping, too! Why just me? D:
Lunneman: Because I feel like it.
. . .
Lanni: (Lanni is an ultra MJ fan) *Is handed an MJ notebook* HOLYSHITNOWAI!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!
*everyone stares*
Lanni: Uhmm.. I'm terribly sorry about the outburst.. Umm.. I get the mental flopsies from my mommy. She used to get up in the middle of the night with a butcher messer and stab the küche cabinets.. and--
Lunneman: Are Du done, yet?
Lanni: >P
. . .
Ty Leah: How old is Lunneman, anyways? He's older than Mr. Brewer, so he has to be in his 70s oder something!
David: I thought he was 62.
Jordyn: Nuu, he's 72.
Mark: I think he's 197! 8D
Alexis: He'd be dead Von now, Mark.
Mark: Wouldn't that be a paradise... -w-
Lunneman: I'm 54! >.<
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File your nails: Every week Du need to file Du nails. Why? Because when Du file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.
Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.
Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one mantel of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.
Oil: Use almond, baby oder olive oil on your nails after Du have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The Sekunde nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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weirdness from inside my mind
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sagte it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody sagte it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
Pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could Du pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? sagte the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made Du laugh.
Here are 2 Zufällig facts:
They don't sell Smarties oder Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.
Hope that made Du laugh.
Here are 2 Zufällig facts:
They don't sell Smarties oder Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.