BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE Du CAN!!
Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... oder your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a erdbeere head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until Du hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
marmelade all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all Tag on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked Von terrorists.".
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Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... oder your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a erdbeere head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until Du hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
marmelade all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all Tag on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked Von terrorists.".
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Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO Du WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
Du CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY Du HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY Tag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
hündin WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT arsch CUZ Du CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO Du WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
Du CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY Du HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY Tag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
hündin WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT arsch CUZ Du CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first Tag after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do Du want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do Du Liebe me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do Du think that one Tag Du may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can Du KISS me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do Du think that Du may schlagen, punsch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the oben, nach oben in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first Tag after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do Du want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do Du Liebe me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do Du think that one Tag Du may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can Du KISS me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do Du think that Du may schlagen, punsch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the oben, nach oben in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
