BEAT UP A TRAMP. WHY? BECAUSE Du CAN!!
Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... oder your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a erdbeere head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until Du hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
marmelade all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all Tag on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked Von terrorists.".
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Marry your dog.
Throw an egg (you know what i mean ) (its not good tho).
Go put lots of heavy CRAZY make up on and take pictures.
GeT A jOb.
Call your Dad/Mom And Ask What Time It IS.
Throw a rock through a window then blame the rock... oder your pants... which ever work better.
Say jaques mcevoy likes pies, call him a erdbeere head then fart in his face lol.
Knuckles are months on your hands.
Lick your elbow.
To stare at a certain spot and imagine something is happening there.
Say yo-mama jokes to your children.
Eat pizza until Du hurl then.........eat more.
Go bite a cow.
marmelade all the plugs sockets in your house with skittles and see what happens.
Flush your goldfish while he's alive.
Take a rock and draw a face on it, then take it around all Tag on a lead and call it peter!
Speak italian in russian.
Run out of your house and yell "We're being attacked Von terrorists.".
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Hey babe sittin there
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
Du dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at Du and Du butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
Du got it shaving in the dusche
i watched Du threw the window for Mehr then a hour
i saw Du fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now Du saw me just my hat.
Now Du hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk Du anyway.
I see Du with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now Du both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i messer and stab Du to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for Du so run away.
1. Steal Edwards ipod and fill it with nothing but Rap and fill Emmetts with classical.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that Du can see the future and that Du can read minds, when Edward oder Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.
2.Pay a couple of guys to say 'ew' at Rosalie.
3.Tell Rosalie that Alice is pregnant.
4.Fill Edwards closet with nothing but Team Jacob shirts.
5.Break all the mirrors in Rosalies room, tell her that her face did it.
6.Call Jasper 'chill pill'.
7.Sell Edwards piano.
8.Get all the Cullen's stuff out of their rooms and then throw it over the line.
9.Smash Edwards CD's and then say there was a spider.
10.Pretend that Du can see the future and that Du can read minds, when Edward oder Alice say that they can laugh at them.
11.Call Edward a stalker.
12.Tell Bella that Edward is going to leave.....then say just kidding.
13.Read Twilight infront of them...and hate it.