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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in Jahr 8 yeah i sagte it Jahr eight they act like deh 18 oder sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u KISS oder snog KISS oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i Liebe Du i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 KISS kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang Du oh come höhle, den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Lost my virginty ooh yh she abused me... are Du joking ME! idiot
8. oh Hey Hey i gtg bi bi dat girl is such a tramp.. HOW 2FACED CAN U GET
9. oh u were flirting wid my bf and u wanna be my best friend sounds like a good idea to me gigiggile
10.i know lets were loadddsssss of makeup so we look like clowns yahhhhh clowns boys will Liebe us always giggigle
11.i give boy head bt they dump me a boy asked me out im scared his gonna use me oh well he look fit... stupidddddddddd
12.erm i thought 2+2 equals 3 sir it equals 4 though!... SHOCK U DUMB SHIT
there are so much Mehr but i would be here till im 50
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posted by nmdis
"Until You're Mine"


My state of mind has finally
got the best of me
I need Du Weiter to me
I'll try to find a way that I
could get to you
Just wanna get to you

The world I see is perfect now,
you're all around
With Du I can breathe

Until you're mine, I have to find
A way to fill this hole inside
I can't survive without Du here
Von my side
Until you're mine, not gonna be
Even close to complete
I won't rest until you're mine
Mine...

Alone inside, I can only hear
your voice
Ringing through the noise

Can't fight my mind, keeps on
coming back to you
Always back to you

Wanted something out of reach...
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posted by nmdis
NATURALLY
How Du choose to express yourself,
It's all your own and I can tell
It comes naturally, it comes naturally.

You follow what Du feel inside,
It's intuitive, Du don't have to try
It comes naturally, mmh, it comes naturally.

And it takes my breath away,
What Du do, so naturally.

You are the thunder and I am the lightning,
And I Liebe the way Du know who Du are
And to me it's exciting,
When Du know it's meant to be.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
When you're with me, baby.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
Bay-bay-baby.

You have a way of moving me,
A force of nature,...
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 Senfinelin Forest
Senfinelin Forest
Aznr ran down the hügel to the edge of the cliff. fallen trees scattered the ground and there was no sign of life. Aznr's hair blew back in the wind and memories of the past filled his head...

*Flashback*

Aznr heard a scream that rang through the forest.
Airellion! he thought, immediately recognizing his voice.
'Aznr! LightWater!' he heard the scream again.
This time he ran through the forest towards him. Aznr burst into the clearing and saw Airellion. He had an Arrow in his throat and one in his arm. He was surrounded Von an army of goblins, all heavily armed.
'Airellion!' called Aznr.
Aznr raised...
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posted by E-Scope90
Okay. Most of Du probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO Berichten HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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posted by TeddyGlitter
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(Don't be offended Von my constant swearing, you're on the internet for God's sake. I also call all my Friends "bitches")

See that link up there? I joined that club because I think there are too many trolls on the internet. And while some trolls are just here for lols, most are very annoying and, on many cases, cyber-bullies.
Me and my cousins used to have our own group called the Invader Brigade, and this club reminds of our old group. So lets get this club up and running again! WHO IS WITH ME!?
posted by Directioner470
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on oder off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When Du tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies Du tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my herz was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way Mehr active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs Vor that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy Tag back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the couch so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the küche and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty Du can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
posted by hgfan5602
Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...
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