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posted by MiizLadiDiime
Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in Jahr 8 yeah i sagte it Jahr eight they act like deh 18 oder sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u KISS oder snog KISS oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i Liebe Du i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 KISS kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang Du oh come höhle, den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i Lost my virginty ooh yh she abused me... are Du joking ME! idiot
8. oh Hey Hey i gtg bi bi dat girl is such a tramp.. HOW 2FACED CAN U GET
9. oh u were flirting wid my bf and u wanna be my best friend sounds like a good idea to me gigiggile
10.i know lets were loadddsssss of makeup so we look like clowns yahhhhh clowns boys will Liebe us always giggigle
11.i give boy head bt they dump me a boy asked me out im scared his gonna use me oh well he look fit... stupidddddddddd
12.erm i thought 2+2 equals 3 sir it equals 4 though!... SHOCK U DUMB SHIT
there are so much Mehr but i would be here till im 50
posted by shutyourface
yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? oder i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened Von the way it is how some people act) he sagte something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are Du sure Du don't want that private tutor?

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Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did Du press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Mitmachen us!
Allex: Ok. What are Du doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and Pistolen and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bett and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bett he gets on oben, nach oben of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from Europe to Asia. He also went to Greenland to Suchen for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.


Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. Bücher I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, Sekunden before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk Von the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
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From the gate entrance.
In case anyone is interested to see how it looks here are some pictures I've taken myself last year.







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Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
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A view from the upstairs room.
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 First picture from inside is the bedroom.
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 LOL as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
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