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Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing Du have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at Du and puked. :p

What turns Du on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

erdnuss butter and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to KISS you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck Du :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?

L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?

PICKUP LINES :)

1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel Du from the inside
3-Are Du tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns Du On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your hemd, shirt i find Du rather perky.\

5-Where wud Du like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the Filme then we can watch Zufällig people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy Du some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give Du a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida sagte it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do Du think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our Zeigen today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see Du again....
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Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her geldbörse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do Du have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known Du were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



Civic Lesson

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications...
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