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Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing Du have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at Du and puked. :p

What turns Du on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

erdnuss butter and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to KISS you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck Du :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?

L-Cuz...
..UR SEXY :p
M-You got the right stuff?

PICKUP LINES :)

1-Your rubber Im Glue.Lets face it I wana be on you.
2-I'd like to feel Du from the inside
3-Are Du tierd cuz youve been running threw my mind all night
4-What Turns Du On?
A- The fact that its cold outside and i can see threw your hemd, shirt i find Du rather perky.\

5-Where wud Du like to go tonight
A-I'd say Lets go to the Filme then we can watch Zufällig people speak but i wont look away from ur beautiful eyes.I'd buy Du some candy.How about a lolipop?
6-Call me DADDY and I'll give Du a spanking.
7-You turn my soft wear into HARD wear
8-Like flo rida sagte it so well..Babby id like to c ur head spin right round...right round :p
9-Do Du think strap ons are groovy
10-Back that thing up!!!!
posted by Insane4ever
Hey so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if Du didnt see the Zurück 2 parts Du have a button under the Artikel 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...
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posted by karpach_14
Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most beliebt wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do Du get when Du kreuz a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do Du get when Du kreuz an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...
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posted by Milorox18
"Friends forever‚" Du promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ Du were Von my side.
When I was scared‚ Du felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ Du were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ Du were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful Musik reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...
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First watching time of ToppDogg's videos, I like it.:D
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1: KANE AND LYNCH DEADMEN:
This game was my childhood.. Somehow, admittedly my parents were very loose, long as we knew it was fake we were allowed to play violent video games. oder least we liked to sneak them as mom and dad didn't much pay attention to what we did in that regard.. Anyway the best way to play this game is the same way it's best to play Army of Two oder Left 4 Dead, play it 2 player, with a close friend.. That's why I have so many fond memories, it's not the game itself but the memories of playing it with friends.. I have never played the sequel, but don't much want to either.....
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Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your Hunde hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...
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