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I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here Du go! =P
A schnecke can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, Du have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, Von taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If Du try to hold back a sneeze, Du can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head oder neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders Mehr than death!
The strongest muscle Du have is your tounge.
Du can't kill yourself Von holding your breath.
It is Mehr likely to be killed Von a champagne cork than being poisoned Von a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The elefant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, Du have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
Du breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
Du spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's herz is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
Mehr than 50% of the world's population has never received oder made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one Stunde increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did Du know that 60% of all the times Du wash your hands, Du don't wash your right thumb?
Von Küssen Du exchange Mehr germs than if Du lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here Du go! =P
A schnecke can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, Du have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, Von taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If Du try to hold back a sneeze, Du can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head oder neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders Mehr than death!
The strongest muscle Du have is your tounge.
Du can't kill yourself Von holding your breath.
It is Mehr likely to be killed Von a champagne cork than being poisoned Von a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The elefant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, Du have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
Du breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
Du spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's herz is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
Mehr than 50% of the world's population has never received oder made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one Stunde increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did Du know that 60% of all the times Du wash your hands, Du don't wash your right thumb?
Von Küssen Du exchange Mehr germs than if Du lick a clean toilet.
Eight Stunde lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Du a really bad singer, oder a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Du shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Du be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time Du eat oder drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This Artikel was too short so I have to write this sentence.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Du a really bad singer, oder a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Du shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Du be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time Du eat oder drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This Artikel was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put Essen on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water oder soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every tabelle and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Du take a drink of your water oder soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Du got your Dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Du a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water oder soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every tabelle and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Du take a drink of your water oder soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Du got your Dessert (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Du a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
