LMAO!
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here Du go! =P
A schnecke can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, Du have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, Von taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If Du try to hold back a sneeze, Du can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head oder neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders Mehr than death!
The strongest muscle Du have is your tounge.
Du can't kill yourself Von holding your breath.
It is Mehr likely to be killed Von a champagne cork than being poisoned Von a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The elefant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, Du have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
Du breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
Du spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's herz is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
Mehr than 50% of the world's population has never received oder made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one Stunde increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did Du know that 60% of all the times Du wash your hands, Du don't wash your right thumb?
Von Küssen Du exchange Mehr germs than if Du lick a clean toilet.
I saw this on a Norwegian website, and I thought it would be fun to have here. So I just translated it to English, and here Du go! =P
A schnecke can sleep for three years.
Our eyes are the same size from we were born, but our nose and ears never stops growing.
An elefant is pregnant for 2 years.
The worlds youngest parents were 8 and 9 years old and lived in China in 1910.
During an average day, Du have indirectly come in contact with 15 penises, for example, Von taking the door handle.
23% of all copiers that are destroyed, become destroyed because people copy their ass.
There are not naturally blue foods. Even blueberries are purple!
If Du try to hold back a sneeze, Du can blow a blood vessel / a blood vessel in the head oder neck, and hence die in an instant
An average person fears spiders Mehr than death!
The strongest muscle Du have is your tounge.
Du can't kill yourself Von holding your breath.
It is Mehr likely to be killed Von a champagne cork than being poisoned Von a spider!
An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, pull 30 times its own weight and always fall over to the right side when it dies.
Ploarbears are left-handed.
A cockroach can live 9 days without a head before it starves to death.
The elefant is the only animal that can't jump.
Ostrich's eye is bigger than the brain.
After an hour's swim in a public swimming pool, Du have gathered up 1/2 liters of urine.
Du breathe daily into one liter of other people's anal gases.
Du spend 6 months of your life on the toilet.
A krokodil can not stretch out his tongue.
The shrimp's herz is located in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
Mehr than 50% of the world's population has never received oder made a phone call.
When to wear earphones in just one Stunde increases the bacteria in the ears about 700 times.
Did Du know that 60% of all the times Du wash your hands, Du don't wash your right thumb?
Von Küssen Du exchange Mehr germs than if Du lick a clean toilet.
There are immortal stories on Liebhaber and immortal Zitate on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, Liebe has never failed but only the Liebhaber have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
