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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by Milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with Mehr than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Du busy?" oder "Are Du doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get Du to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when Du talk about your ex-boyfriend oder ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes Du wants to be the only guy Du talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy Friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are Mehr emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what Du are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before Du trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with Du may end up being admired Von your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells Du about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. Du don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes Du is when he teases you.

22. Guys Liebe Du Mehr than Du Liebe them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot oder cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes Du a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for Guter Rat from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook oder Guter Rat book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Liebe and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the Weiter couple days oder until the Weiter time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance Bücher that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks Du to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, Du know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid Du oder is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at Du for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who schlagen, punsch harder than they do.

43. A guy has Mehr problems than Du can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls Mehr than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even Mehr to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We Liebe it when girls talk about there boobs.

54. Always make sure Du know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal oder not ...

55. Believe it oder not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like Bücher after Du just ask them Fragen about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants Du sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys Liebe neck rubs and if he lets Du keep doing it ..it means that he really likes Du oder his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is Du want to let him go and he will respect that...after Du let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes Du and wants to be with Du as much as possible.

61. Your best friend, the guy Du can go to with anything, is the guy who loves Du Mehr than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always Liebe you. When he sees Du cry he wishes he could change the stars to make Du happy. He would go to the end of the world for Du and loves Du deeply.

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Pucca83 #21 is so true! Happened to me before alot :)

amazingbeans This is SO helpful I have a guy friend and he is exactly like this!!! Thank you

Renee814 Wow, interesting but sad. If this is true-- 3... Guys may be flirting around all day YET... 8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to Seems hypocritical, don't you think? and 1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE) Wow. Even 'those' girls are human too, anyone who can't see that is dealing with a huge amount of bitterness and misery inside.... Dude, that's too bad. Maybe one day you'll learn to have genuine compassion and let go of the bitterness. I hope so, that's no way to live, and it's not the way to be someone who is capable of true love.

Attirox2 49. cracks me up! I am going to ask my guy friend right now if that is true! ROFL That was so cute though

gwendiamond I don't know about this articles. There's this guy in my class who is a complete ass and he teased me all the time. I don't know if he like me or not but if he does I will eat my school uniform.

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Faithlyn it's so amazing i have even experience most of them

pearlxashxdawn one of the things i'm definitely not gonna tolerate is how when a guy had sex many times, people will say he's cool but when a girl had many times, people comment or think she's slut or hoe. OMG! Stereotypical minds are overrated people

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Liebe WILL REMEMBER
[Voicemail]
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell Du that
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You are worthy of all of the Liebe in the world,
You are the Liebe of my life.

Now's all we got,
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Love will remember

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You sagte Du loved me,
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Yeah

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No Romeos who'll Liebe and leave Du fast
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I'm gonna take Du all the way tonight
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CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Du KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Fan LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
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Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
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here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this Zufällig ninger play (sorry if i offend Du i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a Monat so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are Du in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an Emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what Du mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Du !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate Du !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an Emo he has no emotins except for the one that is Emo ...GOD WHY DO Du EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 Sekunden till Du all cry total ninger theme song