Zufällig Club
Mitmachen
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with Mehr than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are Du busy?" oder "Are Du doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get Du to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when Du talk about your ex-boyfriend oder ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes Du wants to be the only guy Du talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy Friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are Mehr emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what Du are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before Du trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with Du may end up being admired Von your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells Du about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. Du don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes Du is when he teases you.

22. Guys Liebe Du Mehr than Du Liebe them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot oder cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes Du a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for Guter Rat from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook oder Guter Rat book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in Liebe and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the Weiter couple days oder until the Weiter time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about butts and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance Bücher that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks Du to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, Du know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid Du oder is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at Du for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who schlagen, punsch harder than they do.

43. A guy has Mehr problems than Du can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls Mehr than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even Mehr to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We Liebe it when girls talk about there boobs.

54. Always make sure Du know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal oder not ...

55. Believe it oder not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like Bücher after Du just ask them Fragen about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants Du sexually

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys Liebe neck rubs and if he lets Du keep doing it ..it means that he really likes Du oder his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is Du want to let him go and he will respect that...after Du let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes Du and wants to be with Du as much as possible.

61. Your best friend, the guy Du can go to with anything, is the guy who loves Du Mehr than any other ever could. He'd do anything to be with you, and will always Liebe you. When he sees Du cry he wishes he could change the stars to make Du happy. He would go to the end of the world for Du and loves Du deeply.
We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks Von a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved Von the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid oder late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
continue reading...
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
added by MrOrange16
Source: seriouspleasures.tumblr.com
added by KateKicksAss
posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
------------------------------------------------


•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him oder erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If Du want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go vorwärts-, nach vorn when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
continue reading...
Von a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much Mehr successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
continue reading...
added by Hanii-shi
added by 8theGreat
added by shaneoohmac13
(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take Kommentare asking Fragen from the last episode and answer them in the Weiter article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope Du enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the Sekunde was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank Du to all the people who...
continue reading...
added by 3xZ
added by xwolf19
I want everyone who is having a bad Tag to feel better and everyone who is having a good Tag to feel better. The cure is Welpen and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if Du want a closer look at the awesomeness of Hunde ( oder if Du just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but Hey a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your Tag is going better than hers.




Du will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but Hey at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, Du do not steal another dogs...
continue reading...
added by Panda-Hero
I find this funny. PEDOBEAR APPROVED.
video
Creepypasta
added by fillassunshine
Source: deviantart
added by youknowit101
Source: trollposts@tumblr
added by r-pattz
Source: tumblr/SitR
added by Rodz