Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought Du had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
Du know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see Du get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, Du look like the guy in the picture Weiter to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet Du I can grab that gun before Du finish Schreiben my ticket.
So, Du on the take, oder what?
Aren't Du the guy from the village people?
Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can Du give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, Du must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless Du hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do Du mean have I been drinking? Du are the trained specialist.
I thought Du had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
Du know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see Du get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, Du look like the guy in the picture Weiter to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet Du I can grab that gun before Du finish Schreiben my ticket.
So, Du on the take, oder what?
Aren't Du the guy from the village people?
Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can Du give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, Du must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless Du hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do Du mean have I been drinking? Du are the trained specialist.
i handed in a scrumpled piece of homework to my teacher mr.ark. mr.ark turned out to be my my arch enemy arkitick. i grabbed my lunch kit and chucked it at him and he got a beizen, pickle lodged in his nose. he took the beizen, pickle out and started chasing me. he chased me out into the hallway and then into the Musik room. he locked the door and slowly walked towards me while pulling a scythe out from behind the piano.he swung it at me and i dodged. i grabbed a tuba stuck it over his head and shoved him out the window.
"wow sophi that was an exiting sounding day" sagte kit, "to bad Du Lost your lunch" sagte bobby, "well good night guys" i sagte and logged of fanpop. i was asleep before i hit the bed.
THE END
"wow sophi that was an exiting sounding day" sagte kit, "to bad Du Lost your lunch" sagte bobby, "well good night guys" i sagte and logged of fanpop. i was asleep before i hit the bed.
THE END
