Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought Du had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
Du know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see Du get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, Du look like the guy in the picture Weiter to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet Du I can grab that gun before Du finish Schreiben my ticket.
So, Du on the take, oder what?
Aren't Du the guy from the village people?
Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can Du give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, Du must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless Du hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do Du mean have I been drinking? Du are the trained specialist.
I thought Du had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
Du know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see Du get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, Du look like the guy in the picture Weiter to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet Du I can grab that gun before Du finish Schreiben my ticket.
So, Du on the take, oder what?
Aren't Du the guy from the village people?
Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Hey, can Du give me another one of those full cavity searches?
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, Du must have been doing 125 to keep up with me. Good job!
I can't reach my license unless Du hold my beer.
I pay your salary.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
What do Du mean have I been drinking? Du are the trained specialist.
