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posted by australia-101
 Skittles wodka
Skittles Vodka
Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of wodka per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles Süßigkeiten (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of wodka (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if Du plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter oder extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel oder strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the Farben of Skittles that Du want to flavor the wodka with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is limette, lime if Du are using original Skittles, and purple, which is traube in the original style, as they can create a weird taste combination oder a less than appealing color for the final product. However, Du can put them in if Du want. If Du don't mind mixed flavours, Du can just skip this step.

2. Add six Skittles to 25ml of vodka. Keep swirling the mixture until the Skittles are almost completely dissolved. Note that the ratio of Skittles to wodka varies from recipe to recipe. Du should experiment to find your preferred mix before making larger bottles.

3. Filter out the remaining Skittle "insides". With single servings like this, Du can decide which flavor(s) Du like best and proceed to making bottles, if Du desire.

Bottles:

1. Pour out some wodka from a bottle to make room for Skittles.

2. Separate the Skittles Von colour.

3. Add the Skittles (20-25 per 350 mL).

4. Let the mixture sit for a Tag oder two. Shake occasionally so the flavour mixes well.

5. Strain out the Skittles using a filter, such as a paper coffee filter oder a clean t-shirt.

6. Refrigerate overnight.

Bottles (Method 2)

1. Separate the colours from 5 bags of 200g Skittles.

2. Using 5 x 70cl bottles, pour 30cl of wodka into a jug and fill each bottle with skittles.

3. Place bottles in your Dish washer and put on an intensive cycle.

4. 1/3 of the way through the cycle shake all bottles vigorously.

5. 2/3 of the way through the cycle shake all bottles vigorously.

6. Once the cycle has finished, shake all bottles vigorously and then place in the freezer for 2 hours.

7. Once the wodka is cold, it should be syrupy so take a sieve, line it with Kitchen-Roll oder a coffee filter, place above a large jug and pour your wodka through slowly.

8. Once the first bottle has been filtered, wash out the bottle and pour your skittles wodka back in.

9. Repeat the above two steps for all bottles, ensuring everything is cleaned between uses to prevent colour contamination.

10. Place all of the bottles in the freezer until Du are ready to drink. Don't worry, the wodka won't freeze.

Tips

Another approach is to buy five bottles of wodka and five bags of Skittles. Then separate the Süßigkeiten and use one flavour for each bottle. (Or get four bottles and an empty, to allow room for the skittles.)

If Du want to make it Mehr quickly, cut the skittles in half before putting them into vodka. Shake every 15 minutes. They'll dissolve in an Stunde instead of a day. oder Du could just scoop them out when the colour dissolves.

The limette, lime green Skittles add a sourness to the drink, so if Du want one that's sweet, leave the green ones out and add them to their own bottle for a sauer, saure limette, lime vodka.

If using a t-shirt to strain, be sure fabric softener oder a dryer sheet had not been used with it, lest Du get some extra (unwanted) flavouring.

Start with small amount of wodka and Skittles at first to experiment which combination of taste Suits Du best. Du can carry this out with larger amount of wodka and Skittles once Du have decided that Du enjoy the taste.

Warnings

Drink responsibly. Never drink and drive. Know your limits, and do not drink to the extent of intoxication.

Do not drink if underage in your country.
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[edit] Hi-C Blast

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