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posted by australia-101
 Skittles wodka
Skittles Vodka
Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of wodka per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles Süßigkeiten (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of wodka (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if Du plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter oder extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel oder strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the Farben of Skittles that Du want to flavor the wodka with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is limette, lime if Du are using original Skittles, and purple, which is traube in the original style, as they can create a weird taste combination oder a less than appealing color for the final product. However, Du can put them in if Du want. If Du don't mind mixed flavours, Du can just skip this step.

2. Add six Skittles to 25ml of vodka. Keep swirling the mixture until the Skittles are almost completely dissolved. Note that the ratio of Skittles to wodka varies from recipe to recipe. Du should experiment to find your preferred mix before making larger bottles.

3. Filter out the remaining Skittle "insides". With single servings like this, Du can decide which flavor(s) Du like best and proceed to making bottles, if Du desire.

Bottles:

1. Pour out some wodka from a bottle to make room for Skittles.

2. Separate the Skittles Von colour.

3. Add the Skittles (20-25 per 350 mL).

4. Let the mixture sit for a Tag oder two. Shake occasionally so the flavour mixes well.

5. Strain out the Skittles using a filter, such as a paper coffee filter oder a clean t-shirt.

6. Refrigerate overnight.

Bottles (Method 2)

1. Separate the colours from 5 bags of 200g Skittles.

2. Using 5 x 70cl bottles, pour 30cl of wodka into a jug and fill each bottle with skittles.

3. Place bottles in your Dish washer and put on an intensive cycle.

4. 1/3 of the way through the cycle shake all bottles vigorously.

5. 2/3 of the way through the cycle shake all bottles vigorously.

6. Once the cycle has finished, shake all bottles vigorously and then place in the freezer for 2 hours.

7. Once the wodka is cold, it should be syrupy so take a sieve, line it with Kitchen-Roll oder a coffee filter, place above a large jug and pour your wodka through slowly.

8. Once the first bottle has been filtered, wash out the bottle and pour your skittles wodka back in.

9. Repeat the above two steps for all bottles, ensuring everything is cleaned between uses to prevent colour contamination.

10. Place all of the bottles in the freezer until Du are ready to drink. Don't worry, the wodka won't freeze.

Tips

Another approach is to buy five bottles of wodka and five bags of Skittles. Then separate the Süßigkeiten and use one flavour for each bottle. (Or get four bottles and an empty, to allow room for the skittles.)

If Du want to make it Mehr quickly, cut the skittles in half before putting them into vodka. Shake every 15 minutes. They'll dissolve in an Stunde instead of a day. oder Du could just scoop them out when the colour dissolves.

The limette, lime green Skittles add a sourness to the drink, so if Du want one that's sweet, leave the green ones out and add them to their own bottle for a sauer, saure limette, lime vodka.

If using a t-shirt to strain, be sure fabric softener oder a dryer sheet had not been used with it, lest Du get some extra (unwanted) flavouring.

Start with small amount of wodka and Skittles at first to experiment which combination of taste Suits Du best. Du can carry this out with larger amount of wodka and Skittles once Du have decided that Du enjoy the taste.

Warnings

Drink responsibly. Never drink and drive. Know your limits, and do not drink to the extent of intoxication.

Do not drink if underage in your country.
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So Bourne sent the 29-year-old a soul-crushing email. The subject line: “Your lack of manners.” The bullet points...
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1.You abuse our Liebe Du lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Liebe him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Liebe is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Liebe be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape oder form.
6.Guys Du should respect our feelings.
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Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash Tag tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. Du might get annoyed Von it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
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How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

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10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats Du like a lady.

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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been gepostet before
If not, do not give me credit


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8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

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ZIM (to GIR)
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GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds Du of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
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(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
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(11) Give his fangirls his Home adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he Antwort he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
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**again i got this from the internet**


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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If Du are a burglar, then we're probably at Home cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's safe, sicher to leave us a message."...
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them,but don't cut.Write oder draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

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2.Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

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4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Du all these: What dates & Why Du don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's Tag
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday oder the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Du know how if Du see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Du ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Du want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 Jahr old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. Du fall down the stairs.

2. A baum falls down on you.

3. A lama spits in your face.

4. Du eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. Du are making out with a person and then Du trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your kissen gets a face and bites Du head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate Du and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, Du get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that Du are going to die, then Du die.

11. When Du are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying Zufällig things until u cry laughing
5. continue Lesen this
6. Walk up to siblings and say Zufällig things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up eichelhäher, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add Zufällig people as ur fans
20. read another forum.