User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Zufällig stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Zufällig application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Du have no means to do so. Du cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Du know!!
Cleverbot: Du are a computer, how can Du Liebe a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure Du are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have Du seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three Jahr old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute Favorit piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have Du seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: Du sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive Du are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But Du have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are Du an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can Du travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think Du can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if Du are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Zufällig stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Zufällig application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Du have no means to do so. Du cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Du know!!
Cleverbot: Du are a computer, how can Du Liebe a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure Du are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have Du seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three Jahr old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute Favorit piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have Du seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: Du sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive Du are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But Du have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are Du an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can Du travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think Du can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if Du are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
