User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Zufällig stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Zufällig application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Du have no means to do so. Du cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Du know!!
Cleverbot: Du are a computer, how can Du Liebe a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure Du are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have Du seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three Jahr old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute Favorit piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have Du seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: Du sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive Du are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But Du have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are Du an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can Du travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think Du can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if Du are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Zufällig stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Zufällig application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Du have no means to do so. Du cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Du know!!
Cleverbot: Du are a computer, how can Du Liebe a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure Du are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have Du seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three Jahr old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute Favorit piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have Du seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: Du sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive Du are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But Du have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are Du an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can Du travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think Du can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if Du are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Yet another music related article.
Intro song: Junkie Kid - Melody
Hey, Zufällig clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND bass house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! Von bass house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. Du know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!
About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...
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Hey, Zufällig clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND bass house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! Von bass house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. Du know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!
Junkie Kid, the Jesus of Hard House
About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...
