I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sagte every room in the hotel was for sex. I sagte "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sagte "Me too."
Part II
One Tag I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But Du don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sagte "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sagte "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sagte "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are Du doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sagte "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sagte every room in the hotel was for sex. I sagte "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sagte "Me too."
Part II
One Tag I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But Du don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sagte "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sagte "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sagte "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are Du doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sagte "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
(over 100 teens each Jahr kill themselves oder think suicide because of being bullied oder teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps Du but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)