I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sagte every room in the hotel was for sex. I sagte "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sagte "Me too."
Part II
One Tag I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But Du don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sagte "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sagte "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sagte "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are Du doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sagte "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He sagte every room in the hotel was for sex. I sagte "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He sagte "Me too."
Part II
One Tag I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But Du don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I sagte "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge sagte "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge sagte "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are Du doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I sagte "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
My friend (I won't use her real name) ill call her "Jessica", was once kind of suicidle and she got really sad one night so she found a bunch of pills (she doesent know what they are) and swallowed them. She had really bad stomach pains since then (its been a month, and the stomach pains have been going away slowly) Also, she gets the pains when she eats. Although the pain slowly keeps becoming easier, it doesent seem to be going away. She does not want anyone but me to know, so she doesent want to see a doctor either because that would involve her telling someone. (She especially doesent want her parents to know). Any medical help oder ideas as to what it might be oder what she can do to fix herself?
1)read something over and over that Du thing that think is funny that Du oder someone gepostet on fanpop.
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before Du go to school, work, cherch oder when your at Home i just got graubraun, dun Lesen a 100 times over what i gepostet on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your Tag off right
2)a nice cup of coffee.
3)a nice cup of hot coco.
4)a nice brakefast(sorry if mis spelled).
5)do something to make yourself laugh.
trust me i works to laugh your head off before Du go to school, work, cherch oder when your at Home i just got graubraun, dun Lesen a 100 times over what i gepostet on an rp and it was funny i put the words "BONE HEAD" 10 times then put "YOU ARE HOPELESS!" and i'm still laughing my head off so it helps to at lest laugh to start your Tag off right
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