Zufällig Article: 10 Annoying things to do in an Elevator

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person Weiter to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.

deathding and CassiLuvsBrndon like this

Darkshine I do 3 all the time.

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Zitate ♥

added by FutureDancer

Source: Me, Google, Photoscape

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Du Are Perfect Just The Way Du Are...

posted by cuteypuffgirl

Requisiten to my friend, Du know who Du are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank Du so much, Du are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, oder will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of Du out there's trying to be the oben, nach oben of the class oder oben, nach oben of your sports team oder getting the attention of someone oder trying to make your parents proud oder something. And I'm pretty sure once oder twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away oder draw blood oder run away oder something of that...

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75 things to do in a car

posted by karpach_13

Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your sitz on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if Du don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget Du find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while Du still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when Du see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....

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Dont let my smile fool ya

posted by cute20k

Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.

Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed Von my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...

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Funny Blonde Joke (no offense to blonde people :) )

posted by nessienjake

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around Fanpop and around the world :D

Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 Minuten looking at the orange saft box because it sagte "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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58 Real Newspaper Headlines

posted by Shelly_McShelly

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6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

10. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left waffeln on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...