Zufällig Article: 10 Annoying things to do in an Elevator

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person Weiter to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.

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Darkshine I do 3 all the time.

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Faces in Places - Shout Box! lol!

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: blogspot

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This has to be the coolest picture ever

added by xxXsk8trXxx

Source: Youtube

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Emo thing

added by zanhar1

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Whatever Happened to Bob the Duck?

added by DoctorSpud

Source: Me

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32 Zufällig mottos

posted by Flora_Swift

#=Recommended
~=Really Lame

1.    It’s hard to be discouraged when every path we explore leads nowhere. #

2.    Love is like a perfume. Du can’t pour it on someone else without getting a few drops on yourself.

3.    Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. #

4.    Live each Tag like it was your last. The past is gone and tomorrow isn’t guaranteed.

5.    Follow your passion and success will follow you.

6.    Where there’s life, there’s hope. #

7.    In...

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Fan-fiction

posted by SeeUV3

Phil

Phan – fiction : Hey this is my first “phan”-fiction and I will first warn Du if Du do not like gay/bi people LEAVE NOW AND DON’T READ. Also Dan and Phil are NOT really together (but they did say they were both bi) this is just a simple fan-fiction and if Du want Mehr chapters of it I will gladly make one Mehr (suggestions wanted). Sorry if this is mildly oder severely creepy. ENJOY (I hope).
Chapter 1: Feelings

It was a cool autumn Tag in Manchester when Dan and Phil decided they would Bewegen from Manchester to London. “Phil” cried Dan. “Its 12:00pm get up sleepy head!” Phil...

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Funny Hints That People Don't Like Your best Friend

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: link

How do Du know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...

1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.

2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the garage door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."

3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"

4. Your mom defends Kate to...

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101 things we learn from video games

posted by alismouha

1. It’s OK to kill people.

2. Dying doesn’t really matter much either.

3. If you’re 14, have hair covering your eyes and live in a small village, man up, because you’re going to have to save the world.

4. Medicine became obsolete in the Jahr 2004, when doctors noticed that hiding behind a Wand caused human health to regenerate to 100%.

5. Eating stuff found on the floor is good for Du – your parents were wrong.

6. Sometime in the future, Earth will be menaced Von hordes of alien spacecraft that fly in predictable patterns and can be killed in one hit. The logical course of action will...

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COOL TRIVIA Du DIDN'T KNOW!

posted by ShiningsTar542

Here are some pretty amazing facts that Du probably didn't know:

Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....

Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.

The youngest pope in history was only 11.

Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only Tiere capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.

Pretty amazing right? What other facts could Du add?

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AstridGoof8219's Best and Worst Filme Liste

posted by AstridGoof8219

This is my Liste of Filme from best to worst. Please take notice that this Artikel is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like oder dislike any of the Filme that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 Disney Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. Shrek Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...

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things to do in a store

posted by karpach_13

JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of orange saft on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. Bewegen "Caution: Wet...

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things to do in a movie theater

posted by karpach_13

Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that Du have to go to the bathroom. Wait a Minute oder so and tell everyone that Du feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if Du are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen....

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The Waffle Thief

posted by awesomebrowny

There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One Tag brother Billy saw sister Lily's waffeln just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who stahl, stola brother Joe's waffeln the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's waffeln and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the waffeln he closed the door and sagte "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie...