If Du could create a religion that would become one of the largest religions, what would it be like? (Just have fun. Nothing serious XD)

I KNOW I ALREADY ANSWERED BUT IT NEEDS REPLACING BECAUSE I BETRAYED THE GRAND DUCK.
SO YEAH I REPLACED IT SO THAT'S WHY IT'S NOT HERE.


My religion would be centered around a duck.
Called the Grand Duck.
He is the birther of all universes.
He lays golden eggs, which hatch into new universes.
Because of this, we're all ducks.
And when we die, our souls return to their true duckly form,
and Mitmachen the Grand ente in his Bathtub Pond Palace in space.

That's what everyone should believe, because it's the truth.

BUT WAIT!

There's also THE ORDER OF THE ETERNAL ZOMBIE CHICKEN!!!

Which believes pretty much the same thing, but it's a giant zombie chicken instead of a duck.
Also he requires buckets.
Giant buckets.
Also the Zombie Chicken is a Weltraum cadet.

But there's also a time-traveling Weltraum Goddess that takes the form of a chicken and can speak to dinosaurs.

It's also the truth and everyone should believe it.

MY RELIGION'S PURPOSE...TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE OF GOD THEODOS AND DESTROY THE TEMPTATION OF THE EVIL SATAN tomate, tomaten WHO SEEKS TO CORRUPT HUMANITY Von FEEDING EVERYONE WITH HIS CHILDREN THE tomate, tomaten DEMONS.WE PRAY AT LEAST ONE TIME A Tag AND WE'RE GATHERING AT THE TEMPLE OF THE tomate, tomaten SLAYER TO CELEBRATE OUR GOD'S VICTORIES OVER THE TOMATO'S FORCES OF HELL.WE ARE ALSO OFFERING A FREE VIDEO GAME CONSOLE OF YOUR OWN CHOOSING AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST...CHOCOLATE PIE!!!! SO DON'T MISS YOUR CHANGE AND Mitmachen TODAY !!!!