worst pick-up lines?

"Are Du a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between Du and me is latex."
"I Lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do Du have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do Du know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can Zeigen Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause Du look a lot like my Weiter girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are Du Lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."

"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do Du mind if I pick Du up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do Du work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw Du checkin' out my package."

Guy: Hi do Du wanna go to my place and play house? Du can be the door and I'll slam ya~

This. * points down*

me-*walkng Von sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!

Hey baby if your were a bad pizza i would still eat Du

"If I told Du Du had a good body would Du hold it against me?" >#<

oder ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 Sekunden to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.

Are Du from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when Du fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!

*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.

Are Du from Equestira because there is Liebe and magic all around you.

My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I sagte so he looked at the British girl and sagte "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and sagte " now you're closer"

I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a eichhörnchen and Du were a squirrel, would Du let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your schemel, hocker in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do Du have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. Du want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If Du jingle my bells, I’ll promise Du a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.