Baby Skipper Poofed

If Du have any I forgot, just let me know in Kommentare and I'll add it. :)

1. Du rattle off Zufällig Zitate throughout the day.
2. Du know what animal Maurice is, even though he doesn't look like one.
3. Du laugh whenever someone says 'succeed.' (And Du get that.)
4. Du know Kowalski's, Skipper's, and Private's worst fears.
5. Du hate sushi but eat it anyway.
6. Penguins, lemurs, otters, and dolphins are your Favorit animals.
7. Du think purple is a vegetable.
8. God doesn't exist; the Sky Spirits do.
9. You're a fangirl/fanboy of cartoon animals. Really? Cartoon animals? So weird.
10....

PROLOGUE: INTRODUCTION TO THESIS

Alright, so I have a "Broken-mind" as some may call it. My Corpus Callosum was many years ago, and I've disregarded the signs to this point. But now I fear I may still be Wird angezeigt signs of a split-brain. This clipboard is a sign of it. My keeping a clipboard for personal thoughts is somewhat teilt, split for my working clipboard. The other is a record of scientific thought, and my mathematical skills. But science often interferes with my personal thought, that which is yet to be explained.

Corpus Callosum, a treatment for "Split-brain". I have to record this, to remind...

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^ original song. Thought it would be fun to Bearbeiten it a bit based on thier personalities.
**edit-forgot to put Kowalski Weiter to Leo. fixed now.
Aquarius (mort)
There's travel in your future when Du find yourself tied to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life Von playing Oku-Land seventeen hours a day

Pisces (Julien)
Try to avoid any Penguins oder Otters with the Cootie virus.
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiotic Baboons say.

Aries(Phil and Mason)
The look on your face will be priceless when Du find that forty year-old wassermelone in your colon. (phil)...

Kowalski's Guide to Sciency Things 

Hi there. I'm Kowalski. The pinguin brainiac, some will say. And sense Du are Lesen this, the cause must be either Du want to learn how to do things Mehr sciency, oder Du are bored out of your mind and this is the only thing Du can find to read.
Either way, Du are Lesen it, so keep on doing it. Now I am not a reader, so I don't know how long introductions should be. I'll just stop here. 
Happy reading!

Sciency lesson #1, How to make it seem like you're smart

If Du want to be smart, Du have to make it seem like Du are. One of the things I do is talk...