Hipster Freezeframe

Chapter 4

Skipper made it to the Weiter area of the castle, the Coliseum. As he walked Von he saw dead bodies, most skeletons of warriors, all who have fought in the Coliseum in the past. But then, the skeleton warriors came back to life. Skipper noticed the sounds coming from behind him. He pulled out his sword and shield but he was outnumbered and soon surrounded Von skeleton warriors. One of the skeleton warriors ordered Skipper to come with them to the battlefield. With not much of a choice, Skipper went with them.

They lead him to the battlefield area of the Coliseum, where they went back to...

The Central Park Zoo: New York City

*penguins were put in their habitat, & were now surrounded Von humans*

Private: "Skipper? What do we do?"

Human 3: "Hey, penguins! Aw, your so cute!"

Kowalski: "Apparently we're here for the humans amusement..."

Skipper: "Um...ah...."

Private: "How are we supposed to make these humans believe we are just regular penguins?"

Human 4: "They're so cuddly!"

Kowalski: "Skipper...We need to do something!"

Skipper: "Will Du be quiet for a minute! I'm trying to think here!"

Human 4: *starts waving at the penguins while smiling*

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "NO! I'm trying to...

Antarctica

Kowalski: "Private...How do Du feel?"

Private: "I...I don't know...I feel...weird..."

Kowalski: "Weird how?"

Private: "I...I don't really remember much of what went on in there..."

Kowalski: "What do Du remember?"

Private: "Um...I remember bits & pieces..."

Kowalski: "What do Du mean?"

Private: "There are a lot of things a bit fuzzy..."

Skipper: "Well, I'm sure it'll come back to you." *slaps on back*

Private: Hmmm, I'm sure there was something about my uncle...oh well, I'd remember if it were that important...

Skipper: "You know? We make a good team."

Kowalski: "Agreed. We handled that...

Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, Du have me Du one-eyed freak. So what do Du want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift Du want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...

Antarctica

Skipper: "I can't believe we fell for that cute & cuddly act Private put on."

Kowalski: "Yes, we fell for it like first Jahr hatchlings."

Rico: *sadly* "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "So...Now that we're probably miles off course...where do we go from here?"

Kowalski: *looks at stars* "Well, according to the stars...we should find water...that way." *points in direction*

Skipper: "You got that from the stars?"

Kowalski: "Yeah. I spent some time studying the solar system, star, sterne charts, solar radiation--"

Skipper: "--In Americano please."

Kowalski: "I learned a lot of Weltraum stuff."

Skipper: "Oh. Well...we...

Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean Du no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! Zeigen yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. Du have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from Du it doesn't mean Du should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...

Antarctica

*enter Susan to a sick Caleb bearing fisch soup, an egg is seen rapped in blankets Weiter to Caleb*

Susan: "Here eat this. Du need to keep your strength up."

Caleb: "Susan, we both know I'm dying. I can feel it. My mother had the same symptoms. She was gone within 3 days."

Susan: "No. Du can't leave me. We have to raise our baby...It must have a father!"

Caleb: "I know Du will take good care of our son oder daughter. Why don't Du get your brother to help you?"

Susan: "He's gone all the time. I barely get to see him."

Caleb: "Susan, he can help Du during migration. That's about the only...

*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, Du wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It sagte a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do Du see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And Du can be my friend! Oh! And Du can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! Du must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! Du TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! Du must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! Du ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...

Broken Urn: Take 1

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've miss--Hugs are the best medicine!"

Director: "Cut! That line comes later!"

DoW: "Well I am in a Lunacorn's body, it's not like I can help it."

Broken Urn: Take 2

DoW: "Fine. Let's see what this body can do...Kick in the face!" *kicks Private in the face*

DoW: "Oh evil, I've missed you."

*Runs away*

Skipper: "Stop that rosa play pony!
...Wow! There's just no way to make that sound manly!"

Chase Scene: Take 1

Skipper: *knocks DoW off his feet*

DoW: "Oh Du wanna dance, prom...

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

Lame Titel is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a strahl, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 Minuten I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all Jahr round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Rico was in a kind of desert. No trees oder bushes could be seen.
He looked around. As expected, he was alone.
He didn’t know what he should do so he just went through the desert.
After about ten minutes, he saw it. The flag!
"That was easy." He said, and wanted to run on to the flag.
But before he could even make a move, he noticed a movement on the left side.
He turned around and almost started to laugh!
A unicorn!
A sweet little baby unicorn!
That was all!
He ran a few yards to the foal. It whinnied happily.
"Okay, come here, I'll just beat Du up and nothing else." He said.
The fohlen, colt whinnied again...

*Private's PoV*

The only reason we survive the explosion, is because of bad luck...which turns out to be GOOD luck.

We were running-well, CC and Skippah were runnning, I was being carried Von Skippah. And CC trips and falls down a hidden staircase that goes down to a basement. Skippah quickly follows. Mere Sekunden before the explosion, we make it to the bottom and hear:

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

The whole base violently shakes and causes all of us to loose our balance, and collapse to the ground. We feel the heat from deep underground, which tells us the danger we were in just Sekunden ago.

We were...

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: Hey you!
Me: Oh no, not Du again.
Officer X: Du know, Du and your pinguin Friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished Du off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, Du fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on Du like sweet and sauer, saure sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me:...

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

(Morning)

Skipper was the first one awake the very Weiter morning; followed shortly Von Rico and Kowalski. Skipper walked over to his coffee urn and began brewing some coffee.

"Well boys, what's on the agenda today?" Skipper asked as the coffee urn began gurgling.

Kowalski was about to answer when he noticed that Private's bunk was empty.

"Ummm... Skipper it appears that Private isn't here," Kowalski sagte as pointed at Private's bunk.

Skipper looked over and let out a little growl.

"Seriously? What is going on with Private? I don't mind it if it's for the guests, but if it gets in the way of our training...

the Weiter mourning.

Me: (wakes up) mourning guys.

Everyone: mourning Kiva.

Me: (gets out one snack and a bottle of water from my backpack)

Mort: why did Du get snack and water?

Me: because the snack will give me energy and water will make me hydrate Mort (eats my snack then drinks a little bit of water).

Skipper: you're lucky Kiva. the rest of us need water as well Du know.

Me: I know Skipper maybe all of us should go look for water.

Maurice: what?!

Marlene: Kiva are Du crazy there are wild Tiere out there plus you're injured!

Me: I maybe injured Marlene but what choose do I have? I can't risk you...

Kowalski sat patiently on his bench in Central Park. It was under an efflorescing kirsche tree, which he knew was her favorite. It was early spring and the bright sun splashed through holes in the flowering canopy of the park's trees. The slight breeze blew a few petals from the trees, causing them to fall and create a blanket of rosa and white softness. It was everything he imagined for the start of a romance. The scientist pulled out his notepad and looked at his prediction for the day's happening. He spent much too long thinking of the moment.

She'd walk towards him slowly, look around in...