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What are Du eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big Bewegen

I thought Du all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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Die Pinguine aus Madagascar

pinguin

kowalski

fat

shrink

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, chapter 3: Hero

posted by beastialmoon

Chapter 2 – Hero
Skipper stepped into Marlene’s habitat.
“Marlene, can I ask Du something?

I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away

Marlene’s herz did a number on her chest. Was he going to ask?
“What is it, Skipper?”
“I need help getting into the Church across the lot.”
Marlene let go of her breath. She wasn’t even aware that she was holding it.

Losing my faith today
Falling off the edge today

Marlene asked him why.
“Look,” Skipper said

“I am just a man
Not superhuman”

Marlene mumbled the words to herself.

“I'm not superhuman”

Someone save me from the hate

Skiper told Marlene...

The War Times chapter 3:zoo tour

posted by fun123fun

skipper was planing there trip 2 antartica kowlski was makeing his invention rico Lesen his magazen (you saw him Lesen his magazeen in "jiggles") so private wanted to Zeigen polly around the zoo private just couldnt get enough of polly's cuteness so the tour began. while they passed the lemur habitat king julien saw it polly's neckcless was plastic bu that didnt stop him

"i want the neckless!" king juilen demaned

he wanted the neckless imagin him with it he would look like a real king

anyway polly and private went to marlene's habitat

marlene:oh who is this little cutey pie oh i just want to...

If he only knew

posted by Penguin11

If he only knew
Eh, it might be a one-shot.. Might not. :P (this is in Claudia’s pov)
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I sat on the chair in the HQ, as usual on Saturday morning. Couldn’t miss my shows! Too bad Kowalski isn’t here… His fave Zeigen is on… I turned off the TV. Kowalski had sagte TV could make Du go loopy, after all. I decided it would be a better time for vitamin C refreshment. I walked to the ‘mess hall’, otherwise known as the other side of the HQ, and looked in the cabinet for a...

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The Penguins Play Von Different Rules

added by SJF_Penguin2

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Don't cry Marlene...

added by Icicle1penguin

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rico is trying to get help from kowlski to figer out the flovor of srtide mystery gum!

added by fun123fun

Source: GUM

Private the dancer!! =))

added by PrivatelyFunny

Source: my sister, Dsprtpenguin

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Kowalski behind the wheel

added by Icicle1penguin

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THERE IS A REASON

posted by krazy4kowalski

Chapter One: The Price of Love

Before I begin, I need to offer some explanation for my title. Fan fiction, Von definition, is a story that stars the characters from the book/movie/TV Zeigen etc. without using any plots from it. This story is no exception. But Du can’t just read through my story like many other (often wonderful) Fan fictions: Du need to think.
This is the mind frame Du should be in while Lesen this Fan fiction: There is a reason. There is a reason why Rico regurgitates weapons and tools. There is a reason why he speaks very little and has a large scar on his beak. There...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 5)

posted by knocktimerico

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

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Skipper's Replacement Part 1

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 1: Three Confused Penguins
Skipper has packed the last of his things in a greatly oversized suitcase, filling it to the brim so that it had difficulty closing. It was full of the latest and most deadly military equipment in the base for enemies could be lurking in the very shadows of the Bahamas. Du can't be too safe, sicher on vacation, Skipper thought as he dragged it off his bunk and it fell to the ground with a clatter, waking up Kowalski.
Kowalski rubbed the last of the sleep from his eyes and blinked sleepily. "Your...

Is this love?- chapter 2

posted by Camillebas

Victoria sat in a chair at the corner of the room. It had been a Tag since she had landed here after a fight with a falke, falcon almost killed her. Four penguins surrounded her, the one named Kowalski had a clipboard, anothe one a bit shorter than Kowalski with a mowhawk held a light over her, One that had a flat head stood in front of her, and the shortest o the four stood inoccently Von Kowalski. "So," the flat-headed one said,"who are you?" Victoria looked at him
"Victoria" she saidafter a few moments of hesitation, "Who are you? May I ask?". The pinguin glared into her eyes "That information is...

The Phantom of the Opera 13

posted by KowalskiTheLich

“So…this is it?” sagte Marlene, obviously under whelmed. She turned to Kowalski, who was standing Weiter to her, surveying his lair proudly.

“What, Du don’t like it?” sagte Kowalski sadly.

“No, no!” sagte Marlene quickly, not wanting to hurt his feelings. “It’s just…it’s in the sewer…”

“After a bit, Du can’t really notice the smell,” sagte Kowalski, taking a deep breath to prove her wrong. An unbearable smell crashed into his nostrils and he groaned and put a flipper over his beak. “I stand corrected.”

“So, where is this organ?” she said, looking around. “Is...

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What Goes Around

added by aldude999

Hey i found it!

video

penguins

madagascar

episode

fisch

skipper

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Dr.Blowhole as pinguin

added by Albino

Source: me

Chapter Six: Master of Puppets

posted by beastialmoon

Master of Puppets

Hey, its time for a new chapter! Hope Du all like it! It’s one of my longest yet, seeing as this is one of the Longest (and best) rock songs of all time.

Lulu told them why she was here. “My habitat in Hoboken is damaged, and I’m staying here for a spell.”
“We’re happy to have Du back, Lulu. It seems Phil is rather excited.” Skipper said. Eyes turned on Phil, who was busy Küssen Lulus feet. He stopped, blushed, and backed into the crowd.

I’m your Quelle of self destruction

The penguins rolled away, giving the chimps some alone time. Truth be told, she was doing...

Cadet fuchs

posted by theWOLFPACK15

run as fast as Du can and don't stop for any reason.

run as fast as you can and don't stop for any reason.

Dark clouds romed the winter night sky of New York. a cold rainy night was coming. Down below in Central Park a mother fuchs was watching her pup playing up ahead as she walked behind.

"Ok little one, i think its time to head back to the den." The mother sagte in amuzment as she got close to her kit.

" Aww, but mama its not that late" The kit protested.

"No, but it will rain soon and i don't want to get wet when its this cold out." She pointed out. "now come on." she turned and started to walk the way where their höhle, den was.

" Okay!" the kit sagte as she pranced her way beside her mom.

There was silence...

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Who is Geneal Cassady & the President?

posted by DrBlowhole1

(These are the first Kommentare I have gotten)
-First Kommentar ever made when I joined myspace, was like a fun greeting-
__________________________________•
Col. Skipper
(Apr. 21,2010 6:55PM):
"1Ah...Blowhole! My arch nemesis!
Finally made an account I see...It's obvious that weare NOT friends!"
•__________________
-That was a wounderful welcoming was it not? Ahahaha...anyways,
Yet that was not such a bother this was-
________________________•
Lyn Cassady
(Apr. 22,2010 7:55PM):
*Cassady smirks* "Well....never thought I'd see Du here."
•_____________________
-I got suspisous knowing I did not know...

Penguins on Pot

posted by krazy4kowalski

Skipper: Well, boys, Private’s out having tee with the chimps. Let’s say have a little fun. Rico! I’m gonna need some explosives! (No answer, Rico’s not there) Kowalski, where’s Rico?
Kowalski: I don’t know! He was here a Sekunde ago!
Rico (off screen): Imiheeah!
Skipper: What are Du doing in here?
Rico: Mumbahaho!
Kowalski: What is that you’re holding? (Gasp) Marijuana? Where on earth did Du find it?
Rico: (points in general direction)
Skipper: Rico, Du know we agreed not to use drugs!
Kowalski: Yes, give us one good reason for its use.
Rico: Floombago.
Skipper: Hmmm, that does make...

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The Lost Items Chapter one: Good morning!

posted by SJ_waddles

It was a warm morning in the New York zoo.
three out of four penguins were asleep, Kowalski, Rico, and Private.

The leader of the group Skipper, planned on not wakeing them up yet.

And was too busy trying to fix the coffee maker.

And Von all notes, the boys knew Skipper was not a morning person without coffee.

"SWEET MOTHER MCARTHER! WHY WON'T Du WORK?" Skipper yelled.

"HUH?" Kowalski banged his head on the oben, nach oben bunk.

"CUPIT??" Private sagte and woke up and noticed he was Küssen his pillow.

"zzzz" Rico snored.

"Oh hello boys, why are Du guys up this early?" Skipper asked with a secret smile.

"Hrmm. I'm sure Du know.." Kowalski mumbled.

"Well, since Du soldiers are up, how about helping me fix the coffee maker?"

Private pretended to sleep again.

Kowalski had no chance to pretend to sleep again, and he dreaded to help Skipper with the coffee maker.
the last time he had to help him.. he almost Lost a flipper...