Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: You've NEVER done it?- Part 1

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posted by skipperfan5431

It's a bright and sunny Tag at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins are on a mission to check out a weird noise coming from the reptile house. "Skippa, what if theres a ghost in the zoo!" Private whimpered from behind Skipper. "Don't worry Private. It's probably just one of the charmeleons moaning because he has an upset stomach." Lilly replied sweetly as she patted Private on the back. She had to keep him focused on the mission at hand. As the penguins approached the reptile house, the noise got louder. "Okay boys. We Bewegen in fast and we Bewegen in undetected! GOT IT?" Skipper commanded. His team saluted to Zeigen they knew the plan. "Great! Let's Bewegen out!" On Skipper's command, they pounced into the habitat and struck their battle poses. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Cried the unsuspecting penguins. " PRIVATE! SHEILD YOUR EYES!" Skipper yelled as Lilly put her flipper over the little guy's face. The charmeleons weren't in trouble, they were----were---mating!
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INSIDE THE HQ!!!!!!
Kowalski,Rico,and Private sat in the HQ akwardly while waiting for Skipper and Lilly to get back from apologizeing to the charmeleons. Private was very naive to the situation. "What's the big problem? They were just wrestleing......weren't they?" Kowalski and Rico gave eachother a diturbed look. "Pllleeeeeaaaasssee tell me." Private begged, batting his beautiful baby blue eyes. Kowalski couldn't say no to him NOW. "*sigh* Okay, We'll educate you. Uh.....I......Rico, I'll be in my lab if Du need me. Please educate young private here about.................uh, intercourse." Kowalski blushed and ran into his lab. And then there were two..Private and Rico stared at eachother akwardly, and after a few Sekunden of scilence, Rico finally grunted "Well, here goes." And coughed up two socke puppets. Private was thrilled!! He was finally about to have THE TALK, and with a man who was practically a father figure to him.
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ABOUT AN Stunde LATER!!!!!!!!
"Skipper, I don't think Private even knew what was going on. Du have nothing to worry about." Lilly sagte as she and Skipper strolled into the HQ. Unfortunately, she was wrong, because now (thanks to Rico) Private knew EVERYTHING. "I will neva look at a girl the same way eva again!" Private cried. Then, he turned around, looked at Lilly, and fainted."
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Weiter MORNING!!!!
Private didn't say a word as the team ate breakfast. "Are Du okay soldier? Du don't look too well." Skipper asked, concerned for the poor little guy. "Have Du eva done it Skippa?"Replied Private asked."EXCUSE ME?" Skipper asked back in shock. "You know. Have Du eva mated before?" Lilly caught the look on Skipper's face and knew he needed some help. " Why do Du want to know that Private?" She asked quickly, giving Skipper a breather. " Well, last night I was talking to Rico, and he sagte HE did it before. I--I feel like im the odd one out. What about Du Lilly? Have Du done it." Now Lilly made the same face Skipper had made moments before. "Private. Du are way to young to even THINK about doing something like that! *sigh* but if Du MUST know. I have not." Lilly looked at Skipper and her face turned bright red. She knew that he did it LOTS of times. Then she tried to divert the guys' attention away from her. "What about Du Kowalski?" Lilly asked, covering her blushing face. "Well.....erm..no." Rico was SHOCKED! I mean, he knew that Kowalski never really had a GIRLFRIEND, but mating was completely different. (Im just getting into the mind of a male ladies)
Kowalski looked at Lilly, and ran away.
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THAT AFTERNOON!!!!!!
Skipper was willing to talk to Lilly about what she had confessed to earlier that morning. "Woa,woa,woa, let me get this straight....YOU'VE never done it!?" He asked with disbelief. "Nope. I...forget it. It's stupid." Lilly replied as she turned away. " Im sure it's not that stupid." Skipper sagte sweetly as he put his flipper on her shoulder. Lilly took a deep breath. "Fine....I just never found the right guy. Okay?" Lilly turned away and yet again began to blush uncontrollably. Skipper smiled, "What a naive thing to say." He sagte playfully. Lilly just laughed a little. " Shut up." Then, they looked into eachother's eyes for about 30 seconds. "W-we better get going. The guys are waiting for us in the park." Lilly insisted. "Thanks for the talk. I feel alot better." Then she waddled away. "No problem......" Skipper sagte to himself, then he left.
Part 2 coming soon!!!

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In the Shadows - Part 2: Reality

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Skipper jolted up in fright. He looked around. At first his vision was blurry and he was unfamiliar with his surroundings. After a few seconds, his vision cleared and reconized the comfort of his bunk. It was dark. It must have still been early in the morning.

His herz was still racing. What a nightmare! He was relieved it was all just a dream, and he relaxed. His dream felt so real, like it actually happened. Much Mehr real then any of his other dreams. He could've swore it really happened. He was even surprised that he was asleep in his bett instead of actually running from Marlene.

Skipper...

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V-day maddness

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Have no idea if I should make this a one-shot oder not)

"It's Valentine's day!" Private yelled cheerfully. "...well tomorrow."

At the middle of the room, Skipper just rolled his eyes. "Private, what's so great about that?"

"It's a Tag about ♥'s, and love, and...♥'s! I can't wait!" he said, "Who knows, maybe [1]you'll[/1] find a datum Skippa'!"

"Private, No. I'm not ever, ever, EVER! going to datum again!" he yelled. "I'm not even sure Liebe exist anymore."

"Skipper, Liebe does exist," sagte Kowalski, "It's inside our bodies. Which is located somewhere in the circulatory system."

"You too Kowalski?"...

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Pairing Probabilities Part 2

posted by Tripenguinman

Here is part two. It features Julene (JulienxMarlene), Prilene (PrivatexMarlene), and Martino (MarlenexAntino). The last one we have never seen these two together but who cares. We might as well analyize the facts on it.

Julene- I'm sorry to all the Fans of this but no way. It will crash and burn. Julien obiviously has feelings for Marlene but there are too many holes in it. One, Julien is Mehr important to himself than Marlene is. Marlene needs full and utter attention which also explains a problem with skilene and marski. Not enough time for Marlene. Plus Marlene has made it clear that she...

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Blazing Liebe

posted by ggreen7295

Blazing Love

-NYFD, 2300 Hours

An alarm rang, the feuer men sprang to the pole and slid down to the 1st floor. And most immediately went to the feuer trucks. One ran to another.

“What's the diagnoses?” One fireman asked

“A feuer at the Central Park Zoo.” The other said.

The first fireman lowered his head, closed his eyes, and sighed in disappointment. “Jesus, people trying to kill Tiere these days?”

“I don't know if that was the cause of the problem.” Then he started to run towards a firetruck. Then he turned and put his arms out towards the fireman. “But there's only one way to...

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Ruby Red

posted by Icicle1penguin

[Skipper]

Septenber 3, 2019.

It was peaceful...too peaceful. Normaly I'd hear Julien dancing to Musik as usual. But then again, I was gone for 9 years. Maybe he'd changed...well, Du never know.

The zoo was the same as when I left it. Exactly the same. Except there is no one crying and begging me to stay. And yes, that was my team who was crying and begging.

I wonder if they missed me. Do they still remember me?...I thought to myself. Maybe I'm just a distant memory to them. I sent them letters, but they never send any back. Don't they know that I'm comming? Maybe they're angry at me for leaving....

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 10)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper barged into the pinguin HQ, Kowalski still close behind, his head hung low with dejection. The first thing he noticed was Private lying on the table, bandaged, bruised, and unconscious, with Rico hovering around him.

He made a B-line to where the young pinguin lay and visually assessed his injuries. After deciding that his wounds although serious, weren’t life threatening, Skipper demanded to know what happened.

Kowalski began to explain how Private had climbed the baum to rescue the kitten, how he was so close to saving sagte kitten, and how the branch gave out under his weight. His...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 9)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper’s eyes slowly opened; his vision still blurry from sleep. He blinked twice to regain his focus. For a Sekunde he forgot where he was, he wasn’t in his bunk, and he wasn’t in the HQ. A brown figure lying Weiter to him caught his attention. It was Marlene. He remembered telling her he would spend the night, knowing that his team could take care of themselves. He shrugged and returned back to a prone position and went back to sleep.

Fifteen Minuten later he awoke again, but this time to the smell of fisch coffee brewing on the table. He sat up and put his face in his flippers and let...

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Phantom of the Opera Part 2

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Three days passed and Skipper finally decided that the late night training exercises were not doing anyone any good. No one really knew why he had come to this conclusion, but perhaps he thought it was affecting Kowalski’s mind, as Kowalski had changed throughout the last three days.

Kowalski used to hate Musik and generally only tolerated it if it was soft and not repetitive and annoying. Now, he already listened to every record the penguins owned and even played them while he was fiddling with an invention. On Tag three, he finally packed up all of his inventions and threw them into a corner,...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 6)

posted by knocktimerico

Skipper had taken his time to get back from Marlene’s so he could piece together the best words to explain his and Marlene’s relationship, especially to young Private.

He entered through the fishbowl entrance as he usually would, and turned to face his team. Much to his surprise the three were standing facing him, almost as if they expected him.

“Skipper I believe there’s something Du need to tell these two.” Kowalski stated as he motioned his flipper first towards Rico then Private. The two of the stared at Skipper anxiously, waiting to hear what Kowalski was talking about.

“Yea...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Five

posted by Cornflak

Unfortunate for the Suchen to conclude in failure. Of course, one couldn’t complain when two of the three penguins that engaged the mission had been lacking in effort. The third penguin, Rico, had found something rather interesting. A gray crowbar partially stained with blood of seemingly unknown origin. Normally, the explosives expert tended to schlucken any sort of object that sparked his interest, which, in this case, was so.

Now, at this point, Skipper and Kowalski really didn’t care for Private’s case, much to the small penguin’s delight. And then, typically, life went on as it had,...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Three

posted by Cornflak

In fact, that night, Private had much difficulty in falling asleep. Simply the thought of a friend who was in need prevented the pinguin from sleeping. He wondered if Rico was awake, too. He certainly hoped not. Private only wished the best for the regurgitating penguin.

Suddenly, a noise from below grasped Private’s full attention. On first inspection, it was difficult to determine what the sound was. Luckily, Private merely turned his head to the side and caught the perfect glimpse of Rico’s back. The heavyset pinguin was slowly heading towards the television. This baffled Private, for...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Two

posted by Cornflak

Despite the fact that it was well early in the morning, the injured Private was gegeben a few hours to himself for rest and recovery. Skipper stayed true to his word, being sure as to give Private his privacy throughout the entire day. Having done this, the leader also granted the rest of the team absolute freedom for the day. Hopefully, this would give the other penguins some time to themselves. After Private’s unexpected disappearance, it was probably for the best.

Taking advantage of these moments, Kowalski chose to sit in a corner of the room, Schreiben all of his thoughts on his notepad....

info about the wondefull peinguins

posted by spounge117

hello i'm here to inform the peaple about peinguins. peaple used to think that peinguins only lived in antartica truth is they can be found just about anywere from africa to calafornia infact there are only SIX species of peinguins that actually live in antartica including the peinguins we all know and Liebe who are the only species that has plain orange feet and some times orange bill they can also be black and plain black and white feathers all other species of peinguins like the emporror peinguin the largest species of peinguins at a lenght of up to three feet has an orange near and on the...

What Happend Skipper?(ch.1 pg.2)

posted by rico911910

..YOU LOOK AT THE Weiter PAGE.......................
was nurses and docters all crowded around Skipper how was laying on the hospital bett shacking will the some of them were holding him down. One of the docters puting a oxagen mask on Skipper and held it there so he could breath easier. Then a nurse came in holding a shot with meadisen filled haf way to the top. As the meadisen was injeted into skipper to calm his herz rate down the room begian to fall into silence. Slower and slower his
heart started to bet. When the docters looked at the monuter they side in releaf when Skipper's herz rate...

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The mystery of the sleeping otter part 2

posted by skipperluvs

S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice

Part Two

Alice breaks the bottle against the oben, nach oben of the cage and the glass shatters everywhere. She places the messer right in front of the cage door. She opens the cage.

A: Now Du can get out! Let’s see if Du are smart enough!!!

She stares at them and waits.

S: We aren’t gonna get out like this! Rico!
R: Blaghhh (he pukes a handglider and they all hold on to some ones leg. Alice watches with fury)
A: Du aren’t off the hook that easy! And I guess Du are wondering what happened to your little...

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The Crew’s Secret: Conclusion Buttons!

posted by monsy38

The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...

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The Crew’s Secret: Part 2 A Turn in Sides

posted by monsy38

[Skipper looks around. His pinguin lair is empty]
    Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
    Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
    Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too!...

Penguins of Madagascar part 4

posted by 18wanda

Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a straße corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are Du doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one Süßigkeiten wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report....

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Private,Marlene, Becky and Stacy

added by SerySBskpr

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Ms Perky?

added by Kinkystar