Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: Kat's Dark Side 1

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posted by woowie

R for blood and cursing

If u don't like cute rosa and furry aliens bleeding, I'm warning you- DON'T READ ANY FURTHER!

You're still Lesen this?

Okay...

Don't say I didn't warn you!
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It was a clear night. There were shooting stars. Everyone was watching them. One star, sterne was coming right toward the penguins! They got out of the way, but it hit the concrete- hard. It was knocked out, and had cuts, bruises, and blood all over it. They decided to take it inside.

About an Stunde later, the penguins heard something. "Oh shit. Where the hell am I?" it said. "Hey! We don't use that language here!" Skipper said. "Don't Bewegen your leg." Kowalski said.
"Why?"
"It's broken."
"OH SHIT!"
"HEY! Miss Curse-a-lot! What did I say about that language!?" Skipper said. "Geez! Sorry man!" she responded, "Anyways, I'm Kat. I'm Lightopian, which is a type of alien."

"An ALIEN!?" Kowalski said, surprised, "We can't let anyone else see you!"
"Why?"

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Kowalski with sticky tongue out

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Noo.... RLLY?!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: otter Things have Happened

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Get em!

added by Icicle1penguin

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Nothing can go wrong!

added by Penguinangel

Source: "Invention Intervention"

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Pezz despencer Skipper

added by theWOLFPACK15

Source: Google

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Uhh...What?

added by SJ_waddles

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OH NOEZ!!!

added by madam_vira

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It makes me look polka-dotty!

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Goodbye Private Chapter 2: A bitter Arguement

posted by legendary7

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, Du don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, Du were the one who sagte I was exendable. Why do Du care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper sagte calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than Du do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

FanFiction for Mostar1219

posted by Saori14

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Go to this address if Du want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper Titel at the end. M rated, so if Du don't like lemons click away oder don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

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pinguin Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 2nd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with hummer minion throwing fisch in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

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What happened Skipper...?

posted by SkippX101

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his Puppen hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask Du this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did Du end up being who Du are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his Puppen head off Von pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his Friends take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, Du guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and Friends will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in Frozen tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 1

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

It was a beautiful summer Tag at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out Von the hundreds. It was another typical Tag for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

“Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every Tag at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo Tiere treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a mango pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, oder is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! The Winner of Zoo Idol Attacked Von Fangirls.

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I'm Schreiben an paparazzi scene with Kowalski as he being the winner of Zoo Idol. Enjoy!

"Kowalski?" Skipper asked. "Why is there a big crowd of fangirls outside our home?"
"Uhhhh......" Kowalski replied. "That might be
because I won Zoo Idol."
Skipper was shocked. "Why did Du enter that competition???"
"Because a ton of people think I have a good tenor voice and wanted me to enter."
"KOWALSKI!!!!" Skipper yelled.
"Ooh. They want me to sign autographs. And one fangirl is Doris!!!! I'M COMING DORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skipper groaned.
"Skipper? Why are there girls screaming outside our house?" Private asked.
"Ask Kowalski."

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The pinguin Zone Episode 2: To serve lemur

posted by 67Dodge

Author's note: I know it's been like, forever, since I've written Mehr of this Twilight Zone-POM crossover. I'm really sorry, Du see, the paper that I write the rough draft of each chapter got caught in the rain, so I Lost 65 days of work!!! This is Episode 2, Episode 1 being about the plane and the gremlin. *talks like Rod Serling* Here, we have the most credulous sight of all, the place is Madagascar, 1965. A rising king and his loyal followers are claiming power, when a surprise visitor arrived. Julien, the king, Maurice the diplomat, and Mort the bad secretary. The newcomers have travelled...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

Shocked was the only word that could describe Kowalski's expression.
(Dr. Blowhole wants to kill Skipper! If I don't agree to his plan, I'll either be devoured Von Chromeclaw 2 oder be killed Von his hummer minions. If I do agree, I'll be let free from the trap I'm stuck in.... that can be my chance to get out of here.)
Kowalski put on an evil smile. "I agree to the offer Blowhole, Skipper betrayed me and he needs a small lecture on deceiving others. I only need Du to unwrap...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fan fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to ufer to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

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The pinguin Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man oder something on the wing, some....thing,' sagte Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...