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"Whoa whoa! Did he just call me an idiot?" Sweet Pripper growled, punching the window between her and the Man.

~ "aw crap.." Cowtails said, climbing into the air vent quickly, she went halfway and saw the penguins, "Skipper!"

~ Private cowered in a corner.

"what the-?" The man asked, almost driving off the road.

~ "WHERE THE CRAP ARE Du GOING?!" Blowhole snapped.

~ SP grinned evilly, "You won't get away with this."

~ "Nowhere?" Cowtails answered questionly.

Her hip suddenly got stuck, "are Du serious? Skipper, guys, help me! Blowhole's right here!"

"come on men!" Skipper shouted, sliding where Cowtails was.

~ "yeah. I'm sure." The man said, talking on the phone, "call Du later boss, the idiot needs a little...treatment."

He hung up then grabbed a metal thing and wacked it on SP's head.

~ Blowhole began going towards the air vent.

~ "OWWW!" Sweet Pripper screamed then passed out.

"Oh dear.." Private gulped.

The man went back to driving,"Sheesh..."

~ "guys hurry! I'm stuck!" Cowtails shouted.

Skipper and Rico pulled on her arms.

~ Sweet Pripper's head was leaking blood slowly.

~ Blowhole was getting closer, as Kowalski pulled too. Cowtails slipped through a little.

Then her herz stopped as she felt Blowhole grab her foot, "OH GOD PULL HARDER!"

~ "uh oh...um..." Private said, looking around until he spotted a box of bandages, "Ah!" He grabbed them and bandaged Swet Pripper's head, "All bettah!"

~ "we're trying!" Kowalski shouted.

~ "Sweet Prippah? Can Du wake up?" Private asked.

~ Cowtails started slipping down, "PULL HARDER! HE'S GOT ME!"

"we're trying! geez!" Skipper shouted, pulling harder.

~ Sweet Pripper opened her eyes, "Ow... That guy is a jerk. Maybe we will die."

She mentally slapped herself, how the hell would that help saying that aloud?

~ Kowalski slipped down and kicked Blowhole in the eye. Blowhole screamed in pain the let go of Cowtails foot.

~ "i think we're here...wherevah we are..." Private sagte slowly.

The man pulled into the gates in front of a huge house with a huge front yard.

~ "now now now! go!" Cowtails shouted, crawling through the vents.

~ Sweet Pripper sat up, "Ok, the thing is never panic. There has to be a way out of this."

"AHHHHH! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! I'M TOO YOUNG!" Private screamed.

~ Skipper lead his team and Cowtails back to the HQ.

"where's Private and Sweet Pripper?" Cowtails asked.

Rico shrugged.

"we left them Von the ship before we came back here.. i have no clue where they are now. Kowalski, use the tracking device!" Skipper ordered.

~ Sweet Pripper picked up Private and covered his beak, "Private shh! We are not going to die! I been kidnapped a million times and I obviously always got away."

She uncovered his beak.

~ Kowalski got out the tracking device.

~ Private sniffed, "Really?"

~ "come on, hurry up! they could be in trouble! And it's not safe, sicher for them to be out in the open when Blowhole probably REALLY wants revenge on us now..." Cowtails said, stamping her foot.

"come on, where are they?" Skipper asked.

~ "yes, now don't worry." SP said, putting Private down.

~ "Um... They are in a van... In front of a huge house..." Kowalski sagte slowly.

~ Private whimpered, "m-m-m...do Du have your phone still? We could call the HQ and have them save us!"

~ Cowtails looked at the image, "yeesh, why are they in the back of a van? Look how dirty and disgusting it is!"

Skipper gave her a look, "not the point."

"it is the point! Why are they in the back of a transporter, van in front of a huge nice house? How on earth would they get to..." Cowtails looked at the image again, "New Jersey from here?" She double taked, " NEW JERSEY?!"

~ Sweet Pripper called the HQ quietly, "Guys?"

~ "Oh god the phone again?!" Kowalski shouted.

He grabbed the phone in his free flipper, "HELLO?!"

"Nice to hear your nice voice..." SP said, rolling her eyes.

"Sweet Pripper, WHY THE HELL ARE Du IN A VAN?!" Kowalski snapped.

"Me and Private are getting kidnapped!" The young brown-haired teen shouted.

"kidnapped?! Oh no, nobody kidnaps my Friends and gets away with it!" Cowtails yelled, grabbing the phone from Kowalski, "We know you're in New Jersey, but we can't get a city oder address. Can Du possibly see the address on the mailbox oder something?"

"NEW JERSEY?!" Sweet Pripper shouted, looking out the window.

"yes! look at the address! hurry before whoever brought Du there comes and gets you!" Cowtails said.

"i see it! it's 408 north oak wood street!" Private shouted.

Cowtails wrote down the address on a piece of paper, "got it Private. We're on our way!"

She then hung up.

"move out men! And Cowtails!" Skipper shouted.

~ "I Can't believe we are in the worst state possible." SP sighed.

"I know.." Private said. The man then opened the back of the transporter, van and stuffed Private in a bag then knocked SP out.
The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
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[Skipper looks around. His pinguin lair is empty]
    Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
    Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
    Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too!...
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Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a straße corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are Du doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one Süßigkeiten wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report....
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added by Kinkystar
posted by midnightangel88
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are Du (wimpers)
pinkie: Hey whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: Hey where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued
posted by SJF_Penguin2
link if Du would like to access the first chapter.

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Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back sitz through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have Du named your little Friends yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told Du in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

"Married?"...
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“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014


Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she sagte to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...
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“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where Du can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t Du those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do Du want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that otter friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks Vor when Du sagte you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he sagte with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra mango for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You sagte your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien sagte before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene sagte one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene taube into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Die Pinguine aus Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope Du all enjoy them. Von the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why Du would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank Du for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting Weiter to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't Bewegen as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are Du in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The pinguin in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he sagte pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat Weiter to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic Tiere had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did Du manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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