Die Pinguine aus Madagascar Article: Interview with Penguins

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posted by Private1sCut3

M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.

The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...

M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?

P: Because I need a job.

M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.

P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!

M: ...Interesting. And just how are Du doing to do that?

P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...

M: Where do Du see yourself in twenty years?

P: Hopefully the President.

M: Of MartWal?

P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.

M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do Du play in a team?

P: The cute one! Tee hee!

M: But, that's not a role, that's just--

P: What's that? It is! Boosh!

M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would Du refuse to work with?

S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.

M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will Du do?

S: Lady, I don't think Du want to know the answer to that question.

M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.

S: Do what I say oder else.

M: *eye even wider* oder else what?

S: oder else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.

M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.

Let's Bewegen on to your Weiter question: What is your philosophy towards work?

S: Big businesses: don't ask Fragen and the government won't.

M: I'm not even going to bother asking what Du mean.

S: Good. It's safer that way.

M: Right. Now, are Du willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?

S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your Zurück supervisor say your strongest point is?

K: My intelligence, obviously.

M: Do Du consider yourself successful?

K: Very. Except when I'm not.

M: Uh...right...Why do Du think Du would do well at this job?

K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.

M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when Du helped resolve a dispute between others.

K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...

M: The what?

K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.

M: I don't understa...Never mind. Weiter question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?

K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*

M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.

K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....

*five Minuten later*

K: Uhhh.....

M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*

K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*

M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that Antwort my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-

KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.

M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do Du admire most in life?

KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is Mehr admiring than me?

M: Um....moving on...What made Du interested in this job?

KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?

M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?

KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.

M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.

KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!

M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.

KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?

M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.

Mort: Yay me!

KJ: What?! Mort?! Du will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!

Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. Du wouldn't believe the crazy Tag I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do Du get along with your co-workers?

R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*

M: Um, why did Du leave you're last job?

R: Kaboom.

M: Kaboom? What do Du mean?

R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*

M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*

Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.

mostar1219 and peacebaby7 like this

TheRatKing1 oh my GOD this was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peacebaby7 Awesome! I think it turned out great!

CuteCuddly XDXD!!!

skipper12a I have to say you should have more interviews. This one really had me laughing in an instant! XD

Penguinator So funny!!!

Sylvia_Puffin This is really funny!!!!!<3 i like it! Kowalski really can't do well under pressure.

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 2

posted by legendary7

Kowalski paid no attention to the others.
S: "Kowalski, are Du okay, soldier?"
K: "Oh, of course, Skipper, because everybody loves having their plans demolished!"
Usually Skipper would have punished Kowalski for this untypical outburst, but he took pity on the fatigued penguin.
P: "Well, we could do something together inside. Maybe, cards or-"
K: "No! Leave me to my work!"
P: "But it won't be any fun without you, Kowalski."
Kowalski frustratedly gathered his stuff and stormed out. Private looked at Skipper sadly.
R: "Whao!"
S: "Don't worry, Private Du did nothing wrong."
R: "hggstgsgysdd safgys dgyah?"...

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The Private Who Cried wolf Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Eventually the sun went down, but Skipper and Private were still asleep. It wasn't long after that when Skipper woke.
S: "Private?"
Private suddenly awoke and yawned.
S: "Private, Du need to go."
P: "Why? Du won't hurt me."
S: "I think Du should stay away from me ... just until Kowalski comes up with a cure."
P: "Skipper, I can't .."
S: "We don't have a choice."
P: "Yes, we do."
S: "What do Du mean?"
P: "Skipper, bite me."
S: "No, Private. Du need to go. It's clear I've done enough Von putting those thoughts in your head."
P: "But Du didn't!"
S: "Then who did?"
P: "I had a dream it happened."
Skipper...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 9: An Important Desicion

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the concluding chapter. I've really had a good time Schreiben this fanfiction. Thanks to all of your awesome comments. After this I plan to post another one.

They all remained hugging, until Nigel realized a primary detail in their triumph missing. The Red eichhörnchen had escaped! Only he was unoblivious to this.
S: "I'm so proud of you, Young Private. You're a hero."
P: "Well, I must have got that from you, Skippa. I'm sorry for arguing with you. Are Du mad at me for running away?"
S: "No, Private Du saved my life. How could I be mad at Du for that, now?"
Private smiled an enormous...

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Breaking The Curse: Chapter 1 (WARNING! Skilene :D)

posted by WolfHeart23

This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. Mehr like a cave, oder a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...

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Johnathon Nguyen's Review for "When the Chips are Down" and "Operation: Good Deed"

posted by karenkook

Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough Suchen of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...

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I Wanna Control You(?) Lyrics!!!

posted by KowalSkip9

I Wanna Control Du - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't Du listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed Von ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make Du mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope Du shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if Du spot anything Du know is a mistake.

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Kowalski - Boyfriend (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Kowalski...

Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have Du ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of sagte oder Done.
And everyday I see Du on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now Du know I’m gonna be...

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Marlene - Sweet Dreams (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Marlene's Sweet Dreams...

It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see Du when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can Du hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, oder a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, oder a Beautiful Nightmare!...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Who’s Private?’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

"Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...

Alice snatches him from the doctor and takes him back to the Penguins’ Habitat. Private becomes confused Von the surroundings. Where was he? What is he doing here?...

Private: [Confused] "Where am I?"
Skipper: [Happy] "Welcome back, young Private!"
Private: "What?"
Kowalski: "We were so worried…"
Rico: "Im maka cake ('I made a cake')!"
Private: "Worried about what?"
Skipper: "Aren’t Du hurt, soldier?"
Private: "Hurt?" [Tries to walk] "Ow!"
Skipper: "Rico! Give him some Walking sticks!"
Rico: "Idunnohave! ('I don’t have')!"
Skipper: "Kowalski?"

Kowalski takes out two Crutches out of his lab and...

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Black Dahlia-Hollywood Undead (PoM version) with Story!

posted by fox_tamer_113

I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

First... I'm tired from everyday swimming practice, then my cat died, then my aunt and Grandmother are visiting us and then this song is STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!

So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the Weiter chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:
link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

=^_^=
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Skipper and Julien both dated Marlene, they loved her so much they were willing...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 3 (Rumors)

posted by hanz1192

Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything Du hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess Du guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even Mehr curious if the sound file was just really a prank oder an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...

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The Devil's Ringtone Chapter 1 (Evil Phone)

posted by hanz1192

Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....

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Skipper's Sick Nurses Chapter 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER THREE: Lemurs for the rescue

Skipper heard his comrade’s voices echoing behind the wall. All foursome were sitting in Kowalski’s lab, discussing over some medicine stuffs. He felt thirsty, terribly thirsty. And the only thing he could concentrate his thoughts on was a hot cup of his Favorit catfish flavored coffee.
He rolled over in his bett and glanced at the table. It was about three meters away from his bunk. Although he felt terribly dizzy and weak he decided to try. He collected his strength, scrambled out of the bett and made few wobbly steps forwards.
He was on his halfway towards...

Private, the Private.

posted by SJ_waddles

Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam fisch (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation pinguin Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was Obst punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a pinguin marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest pinguin Von two years...

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Rejection (Kowalski/Rico Pairing)

posted by skipperluvs

Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company oder not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me oder something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 7

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy pinguin shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...

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King Julien ft. Maurice - If I Ruled the World (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

If King Julien Ruled the World...

It's the Nickelodeon Stars, the BTR's (Big Time Rush) hit song, but in Julien's Version. What would he do if he ruled the world? Here's the lyrics!

Julien:
You know it’s King J-U-L-I-E-N!
I'm King Julien!

If I Ruled the World, I’d throw all my treasures in the air like Confetti.
If I Ruled the World, every house got a DJ and an All-night Dance Party.
I break all the borders down, when I shake my Booty.
If I Ruled the World, I’d laugh out loud.

So everybody get up (up), up (up), outta your seats,
Kick off Mort if he touches your feet,
Look up (up), up (up), at the Sky Spirits,
Singing 'Ayo, ayo,...

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SHOPPING!!!

added by iLikeKowalski

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I Liebe this Penguins!!!!!!

added by PenguinStyle

Leave to Change (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Wait For You")

posted by mostar1219

His phone didn't ring, not for a call, not for a text, not for anything. He just sat on the side of the bett wondering if there was really anything he could do to make her see what he saw. One thing on his mind was, if not for Skipper, she'd still be Von the scientist's side.

Flashback

Kowalski was practicing some rock climbing while Rico and Private were on belay and Skipper and Monique were watching. Skipper noticed how excited and nervous Monique looked while witnessing the brains climbing like a spider.
"When's the last time you've climbed a wall?" Skipper asked.
"Oh, a few years back. I stopped...