Antarctica
*the foursome are waddling along the Frozen desert, well one of them is limping*
Skipper: "So...Private. How did Du come to find out about this boot thingy?"
Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."
Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"
Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The Weiter morning, another boot was there."
Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"
Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."
Skipper: "Whatever Du say..." Something feels a little...off...
Rico: "Hm, hm, hm, ka, bla, mo, hm, hm, hm..."
Kowalski: "Are Du sure we're going the right way? There doesn't seem to be a lot of water for miles!"
Private: "Yes! I know what I'm doing! Don't Du trust me?"
Kowalski: "OK! Du don't have to get so angry, I was just asking..."
Private: "I'm sorry. I guess I'm still just a little broken up from my mum's death."
Kowalski: "It's fine. I understand."
Skipper: OK, I know he's up to something...but what could he possibly be up to? He looks so innocent. Hmmmmm...
Kowalski: "It's getting late. And Private, Du do need to rest that ankle."
Private: "Yeah. *yawn* I suppose we should hit the sack then."
*the foursome take a place in the snow & begin to sleep*
Private: *staring at Skipper with anger in his eyes* How can Du sleep?! Du sleep so peacefully after what Du did to my mother. How could you?! Have Du no soul!? I can't wait for tomorrow. You'll get what's comin' to Du soon enough Skipper...
The Weiter Morning...
Private: *awakes, & sees others still sleeping, walks over to Skipper, & hits him in the head with his crutch*
Skipper: *wakes with a start* "OW! What was that for!?"
Private: "Sorry, I was trying to wake you, I didn't mean to hit Du that hard."
Skipper: "I'm fine. Let's wake the others."
Private: Idiot...
Skipper/Private: *wakes others*
Skipper: "Wakey, wakey, soldiers. It's morning."
Private: "Skipper, why do Du call everyone soldier?"
Skipper: "No reason really. Just...picked it up from a friend."
Private: "Um...OK. We'd better get moving."
Kowalski: "Where can we find food?"
Private: "Oh, we don't have much further till kreuz a small pond. No worries."
Skipper: "Roll out."
To Be Continued...
*the foursome are waddling along the Frozen desert, well one of them is limping*
Skipper: "So...Private. How did Du come to find out about this boot thingy?"
Private: "While I was waddling along, & I saw it there. Humans got in it, & it just started moving away."
Skipper: "If it started moving away, wouldn't that mean it isn't there anymore?"
Private: "Oh, it was at night when I witnessed this. The Weiter morning, another boot was there."
Skipper: "So...It's a reoccurring thing then?"
Private: "I suppose. I don't see any other explanation."
Skipper: "Whatever Du say..." Something feels a little...off...
Rico: "Hm, hm, hm, ka, bla, mo, hm, hm, hm..."
Kowalski: "Are Du sure we're going the right way? There doesn't seem to be a lot of water for miles!"
Private: "Yes! I know what I'm doing! Don't Du trust me?"
Kowalski: "OK! Du don't have to get so angry, I was just asking..."
Private: "I'm sorry. I guess I'm still just a little broken up from my mum's death."
Kowalski: "It's fine. I understand."
Skipper: OK, I know he's up to something...but what could he possibly be up to? He looks so innocent. Hmmmmm...
Kowalski: "It's getting late. And Private, Du do need to rest that ankle."
Private: "Yeah. *yawn* I suppose we should hit the sack then."
*the foursome take a place in the snow & begin to sleep*
Private: *staring at Skipper with anger in his eyes* How can Du sleep?! Du sleep so peacefully after what Du did to my mother. How could you?! Have Du no soul!? I can't wait for tomorrow. You'll get what's comin' to Du soon enough Skipper...
The Weiter Morning...
Private: *awakes, & sees others still sleeping, walks over to Skipper, & hits him in the head with his crutch*
Skipper: *wakes with a start* "OW! What was that for!?"
Private: "Sorry, I was trying to wake you, I didn't mean to hit Du that hard."
Skipper: "I'm fine. Let's wake the others."
Private: Idiot...
Skipper/Private: *wakes others*
Skipper: "Wakey, wakey, soldiers. It's morning."
Private: "Skipper, why do Du call everyone soldier?"
Skipper: "No reason really. Just...picked it up from a friend."
Private: "Um...OK. We'd better get moving."
Kowalski: "Where can we find food?"
Private: "Oh, we don't have much further till kreuz a small pond. No worries."
Skipper: "Roll out."
To Be Continued...
Interview Starting in
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2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have Du been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems Du have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view Du as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: L *sigh* "Who's your Weiter in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did Du go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do Du eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY Frage Du WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If Du want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have Du been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems Du have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view Du as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: L *sigh* "Who's your Weiter in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did Du go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do Du eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY Frage Du WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If Du want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the Zeigen Du will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because Du will watch the Zeigen nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because Du will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because Du will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because Du will be watching the Zeigen with tape holding up your eyelids so Du don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the Zeigen Du will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because Du will watch the Zeigen nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because Du will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because Du will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because Du will be watching the Zeigen with tape holding up your eyelids so Du don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.